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Karl Marx face

An unimpressed or unamused, sometimes mildly disgruntled facial expression, generally adorned with a luxurious beard, though this is not mandatory. The term refers to the face Karl Marx had in most of the famous photos of him. This face is not confined to use within contexts referring directly to Marx or his ideas, but it does complement them well.
"I was unimpressed with the bourgeoisie, so I gave them the Karl Marx face."
by Shanino February 29, 2008
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The Groucho Marx

To place male genitals over the eyes of a sleeping person, whereas the penis lays along the bridge of the nose.
Ha, did you see the picture of Cindy getting The Groucho Marx?
Dumb bitch should not have fallen asleep at the party.
by Lord Gekko May 8, 2008
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Jethro Marx

A raging alcoholic, wannabe musician/golfer and undercover queer. Has a tendency to hang around multiple drunk females and still goes home alone. Know to take large breasted women on free vacations without engaging in any sexual activity. Uses multiples sexual references to male body parts and homosexual situations in everyday conversations. Butt Pirate. Total fag.
Yeah, he definitely pulled a Jethro Marx.

What? You mean he took Susan on vacation as a cover to sleep with random men? Far out.
by mrmainvein June 8, 2010
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richard marx

Noun: when someone makes or tells a joke and the joke's intended recipient does not laugh, or the joke is not funny, the joke-teller is said to have pulled a "Richard Marx."

Origin: there is a man who frequents the downtown Syracuse NY scene and who dresses like he's Richard Marx's fanclub president, from his permed hair to his leather jacket to his cowboy boots poking out of his acid-washed tapered jeans. Once when he was spotted at a bar, a waitress was asked by a patron "Hey, don't you think that guy over there looks like Richard Marx?" The waitress responded with only "He's a really nice guy" and walked away from the table. Stunned but undeterred, the patron again said to the waitress upon her return "Hey, seriously, don't you think that guy over there looks like Richard Marx?" to which she again gave only the dead-serious reply "He's a really nice guy." The patron and his friend with him were dumbfounded, and ever since, as this story has been spread, it has been becoming known as "pulling a Richard Marx" when a joke doesn't turn out the laughs it was thought it would.

Tips: when someone pulls a Richard Marx, it is best not to blurt out "You just pulled a Richard Marx!" but rather to subtly inform said offender of his failed humor attempt. Try simply saying "Good one, Richard" or softly singing "Hold on to the nights." Best yet, when you pull a Richard Marx, just call it before someone else does. Try singing "Shoulda known better" as soon as you realize you've Richard Marxed a joke attempt. This might actually redeem you from your humor failure if your company is hip to what a Richard Marx is and they laugh at you calling yourself on it!

Calling a Richard Marx can be risky if other people present are not familiar with the term. If so, you might actually end up pulling a Richard Marx also if you call it and people are confused! Think about the company present, and consider keeping it subtle, before calling a Richard Marx.

Though somewhat malicious, people have been known to deliberately cause another person to pull a Richard Marx by intentionally not laughing at their otherwise funny joke. Technically this is a Richard Marx, but it's not what the term was originally coined to have done with it.

"I Richard Marxed myself" or "He Richard Marxed himself" are never the way to express this humor failure. Simply say "I Richard Marxed" or "He Richard Marxed" if you wish to express it this way.
Person 1: Man, poor Dave has been pulling one Richard Marx after another today!
Person 2: I know! It's been like a Richard Marx greatest hits tour!

Person 1: Dude, didn't you get it?
Person 2: Sorry bro, my mind was on the Richard Marx concert coming to town today.
by Leinad Sebelk February 20, 2008
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Karl Marx

.Lived 1818-1883
.German historian
.Social scientist
.Revolutionary
.Wrote Communist Manifestowith Fredrich Engles in 1848
.Wrote Das Kapital in 1848
"i get wet dreams thinking about communism"
"Tell that to Cambodia, you lazy fuck"
by kimmy booth June 7, 2005
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mistress amelia marx

Mistress Amelia Marx is a professional Dominatrix most known for her work with Financial Domination. She took it from a concept in her every day life, and turned it into a full blown craze on the internet, which is still popular today. Her practice of taking money from men for her, and their, personal enjoyment spawned an entire cult fetish and following after she posted her adventures online.

Financial Domination stemming from a fetish of financial slavery or to be Dominated in a financial way. Miss Marx found this to be a natural extension for any Professional Dominatrix who is already being paid for Fetish services, and began to exploit it with clients who shared her fetish.

She said that some of her clients were aroused as much by giving money to a Dominant woman, as they were by any fetishes they may have been coming to see her for. And, that she was indeed aroused from their financial worship. She began to study the nature of the fetish, or fetishes, behind financial arousal and put it to use in her lifestyle.

Today, her work has spawned an entire cult fetish, and type of Domination. Terms like moneypig, wallet rape, money slavery, Money Princess, Findomme, and more all came from her early exploitation of this very real fetish with her clients.
Mistress Amelia Marx noticed his instant erection as he handed her the money for their session, realizing his enjoyment of Financial Domination. This was a moneyslave.

The moneyslave enjoyed Financial Domination. There was no better high, for him, than taking care of Mistress Amelia, allowing her to own him so completely. He would do anything for his Mistress, simply to be allowed near her.
by atmpiggy1 November 5, 2013
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DJ Karl Marx

the creator of communism

enemy of dj khaled

back up singer for mc red october
dj khaled: we da best
dj karl marx: yo we da same
by dj khaled i da best April 1, 2010
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