Martella

Surname; derivative of the Italian/Jersey word for "hammer".

Martellas are recognized for their life skillz, intelligence, technical prowess, good looks, mainframe- operating proficiency, beast-mode abilities, and social expertise.

A penchant for sweet shit (esp. weaponry) is a common trait among the descendants of the Martella clan. Martellas prefer pizza- based food products, but occasionally will go out to eat for some dank Vietnamese.

Well known Martellas include the SUPERMARTELLABROTHERS (SMB): professional urban guerillas, street racers, and disc golfers, as well as lesser-known Vincent Martella, from Everybody Hates Chris.

there are no examples that can be put into writing that accurately describe the epicness of thinking about or just being in the presence of a Martella.

by themagnificentslevin May 20, 2011

martelly

It's an Italian word and your awesome and beautiful and not real sure what your purpose in life is but your determined to find out

My last name is martelly

by Dr.danfran January 26, 2017

Martelle

The art of cock blocking one's self or failing to take an obvious hint with a member of the opposite gender

I was with a girl on the weekend but i totally did a Martelle

by Mwils May 2, 2014

jaeden martells wife

the best person on this earth, someone you would want in your life 🥺☝🏼 and if she’s not your a loser🤣(bad one)

you: “who is jaeden martells wife”

me “oh that’s soph, the best person 👹”

by thismightbejae June 2, 2021

Martell

Teacher's pet at 100%

Hot damn look at Martell finish her test early!

by hotdiggitydamn January 15, 2019

Martorell

A person with spanish dessent and a real awsome last-name,
it probably means you have a huuge slong and is a great leader and kind towards all races of people except muslims

Kid: wow he's so cool!
Other kid: yeah he's such a Martorell

by Kavehdksb December 11, 2016

martorell

A bad ass of Puerto Rican descent.

I wish I knew a Martorell.

by Natsmom January 22, 2017