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martin luther king jr. drive 

A road in almost every big city (sometimes refered to as Martin Luther King Jr. Parkway) that strangly always has bad crime and is notorious for homeless people and crack heads. If you ever get lost in Atlanta, no matter where you are, you will definitely end up on MLKJ Drive. One must be very careful while traveling any Martin Luther King Jr. Drive or Pkwy.
" Roll up the windows and lock the doors, kids. We're turning on Martin Luther King Jr. drive"
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Dirty Martin 

The sexual act of a small angry man, pumping doggy style while ringing a bell and signing the rebel tunes
I see wee Senga got a Dirty Martin after the Selik game last night

Dimitri Martin

The coolest Comedian around. He often plays guitar while telling jokes. Very Suave. He also has the coolest grandmother ever.
Dimitri Martin:
I'm going to buy a bunch of hermit crabs and make them live together. "Those hermit crabs?" Not anymore! now there mingling crabs

Someone got lazy naming animals. Whats that doing, eating ants? Anteater! Done, next!
Dimitri Martin by Casey .S April 13, 2007

South Dakota Martini 

Dave is from Watertown, South Dakota, and when he goes to the Prop with his friends he likes to get a South Dakota Martini.

Glenn Martin, DDS 

A fairly new animated sitcom on nick at nite. It's just another corny show that will eventualy die out in a few months. All of the humor on this show is mediocore, really. and since the producers already figured this out, they play an incredibly cheesy laugh track every 10 seconds to back up their pathetic attempts at humor.
Glenn Martin, DDS fails at trying to be funny.
Glenn Martin, DDS by laughingskull September 5, 2009

Demetri Martin

A very funny comedian, with nice hair and a good sense of humor.
Emma: This is great. "I think the worst time to have a heart attack is during a game of charades. Especially if your teammates are bad guessers. Or during a game of pretend heart attack, and then naps."

Annie: Isn't that Demetri Martin, the funniest/best comedian to ever live?

Emma: Yes indeed.
Demetri Martin by emmawemawoo October 17, 2008

Dino Martin 

Dino Martin is the coolest dude to ever walk the face of planet earth. AKA Dean Martin. AKA King of Cool.
All Dinoholics seek to life the Dinolife following the Dinoway set by their Master of Hip, Dino Martin.
Dino Martin by kentsmokerguy December 6, 2006