shit merchant

Another Irish phrase for a bullshiter

Jack your some shit merchant

by Viper April 24, 2005

Maruchan

Company that makes ramen. Sells them in various flavors, and in bricks or cups.

"Maruchan makes good ramen. ^-^ "
-me

by Dave January 17, 2005

Oliver Marchant

Fat chunky cunt, milk titties, tits are bigger than mount Everest, he cracked the ground when his tits fall down, nicknamed Mr Norco.

Her tits are as big as Oliver Marchants

by Chunky Milk Giga Tits November 16, 2021

weed merchant

someone who sells or grow cannibis, or some who happens to smoke an awful lot of it

mate my skunks running out gonna have to go round the weed merchants get some fresh gear

by Apoclamite July 11, 2010

AIDS Merchant

(n.) One who, by their very presence, causes undesirable events to occur.

Steve: Hey, can you pass me that Jeffrey, Emerstov?

Emerstov: Yeah, here you go (drops the Jeffrey)

Steve: Dude, you're such an AIDS Merchant

by Rohaids von Not a team player February 21, 2011

shit in a tray merchant

British slang for any fast food outlets such as KFC, Mcdonalds, Burger King, as well as kebab shops etc.

Name obviously due to the bullshit that these 'restaurants' serve as food.

'Out the club about three, to the take-away/
The shit in a tray merchants, shops got special perchant for the disorderly'

The Streets- Geezers Need Excitement

by Hank187 September 17, 2006

Marcantel

synonymous with Master Chief, a fictional character popularized by the Halo video game saga

Shane: What is that on Marcantel's bookshelf?
Jesse: Oh, that's his battle helmet. He's in the shower.

by theiNhibition February 20, 2009