Surprise Marlin

When you are fucking your girl, and you stick your fingure in her butt hole to perk her up. Then take you other hand and stick it in her mouth just like you caught a giant marlin. Once your finger is in her mouth your friend jumps out of the closet and takes a picture, of your giant catch.

Danny: dude you will never guess what i did to monique.
Stan: Aww man what could do to that whale?
Danny: I gave her a surprise marlin, Big Tom took the pic.
Stan: Dude that is sick i wish i could do that.
Danny: in time you will, in time you will...

by catch of the day 1968 November 27, 2009

brown-finned marlin

Exactly the same as the white-finned dolphin, except executed by an individual with a brown ass.

Darnell pulled off a classic brown-finned marlin at the pool today

by biffrichards July 6, 2006

Surprise Marlin

When you are fucking a girl and you poke your finger in her butt hole and with your other hand stick it in her mouth like a fish hook, right as you do that your buddy jumps out of the closet and takes a picture. Like you just caught a huge marlin.

i took a picture for my buddy while he was doing his chick, because he wanted to give her a surprise marlin.

by catch of the year 1947 July 9, 2009

wounded Marlin

noun. (coined by Antenna Wilde)

1. A bent penis. Often caused by an inexperienced top-rider, but can also be caused by Peyronie's disease, Urethral stricture or Hypospadias.

2. A penis that is half-hard, otherwise called a "semi".

3. A man suffering from impedance due to physical or psychological reasons.

Fav: Is Jimmy coming out tonight?
Ant: Naw, he's got a wounded Marlin.
Fav: Oh shit, what happened?
Ant: Some cheerleader NOOB was top-riding him and ganged his pork sword.
Fav: wicked bumma.

by Antenna Wilde February 14, 2008

Moody Marlin

A bipolar or overly emotional female who has a fishy vaginal odor.

"Damn, Samantha sure is a Moody Marlin today."

by M-Chill December 21, 2012

A Marlin

A very complex sexual maneuver in which the male partner eats out the female. While going down on the girl, you begin to finger her. After the girl gets into it, you give her "the shocker," (use two fingers in the pussy and the pinky in the ass). The girls bucks up out of suprise and you hook your fingers in her mouth. Upon doing this, your friend jumps out of the closet with a camera and snaps a quick photo. Hence, bagging a Marlin.

Dude, some girl called the cops on me after I pulled a Marlin. I've got the photo on my fridge.

by Nick.Nizzle January 27, 2007

Blue Marlin

During the act of doggy-style sex, one dons a sailor's hat and places a cigar in his mouth without the notice of his female partner. Then, signaling to his friend to come out from hiding with a camera, he places his pinky finger in the female's asshole and lifts to display his wriggling catch for the photographer.

Twas a rare catch that fine morning when I hooked my first blue marlin: 250 pounds of fish the likes of which I hope never to lay eyes on again.

by Skipper December 14, 2004