Marital aid

Marital aid earplugs

Whenever she gets on a rant I just slip on my marital aid

by Tonythetiler December 18, 2016

Mariah

Mariah she may be mean at some points but she is really really nice and if she in love with you omg you is going to need her but she may fuck up at some points in her life but she always has a smile on her face she a nice sweet cute girl shy at some point but doesn't show it she cute and amazing but she doesn't see it and if you lose Mariah you want to get her back because Mariah is amazing

Wow look at Mariah she looks cute today

"Yeah I know I want to date her badly"
*i hear she has a crush on you your lucky*

by Smileymariah January 7, 2017

marita'd

When you text a crush passionately but she responds 24 hours later or more with one-word responses. She then leaves you on read before eventually ghosting you.

You: I texted her two paragraphs about what I did on my summer trip, but she responded the next day with "lol".
Me: Dom, I think you just got marita'd.

by Cucumcumber September 26, 2021

Marita

A female name found in Irland and consiquently the US. They are always adorable and far too hot for their own good!

Some think it means 'star of the sea' but modern work on the name has discovered it may also mean snowflake!

guy 1 : what's her name?

guy 2 : oh.... Marita

guy 1: Should have known! She is so damn hot! Meow

by Just a brit February 15, 2010

Marita

Marita is a very smart girl she sometimes is a Lil Tum boy who likes to play her game from time to time.she also talks to a lot of boys but doesn’t like them she is a party animal she is nevea boring she always have something to do.

Ohhhh marita

by Brainjj April 13, 2019

marital marijuana

Therapeutic use of marijuana, intended to ease the suffering of people in terminally sick and dysfunctional relationships. Marital marijuana minimizes adverse reactions to Chronic Spousal Toxicity (CST). While it does not improve the relationship, patients report they just don't care anymore.

"Hey, pal, what happened to your hand?"
"I punched a hole in the wall when my wife complained the diamond in her ring is too small."
"That looks painful; you taking anything for it?"
"Yea, my doctor prescribed marital marijuana. My hand still hurts, the hole is still there, my wife is still unhappy... but I really don't give a crap anymore."

by R. W. Reef November 7, 2012

Marihan

The perfect girl. Literally flawless, funny, beautiful, sexy, stylish, but she's crazy. You'll want her more than anything and she'll break your heart.

Damn who that lil baddie, Oh that's Marihan, better watch out

by whiteniggaf12 November 8, 2020