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Manila Steampress

A sexual act - normally performed for money - whereby a 'lady' simultaneously gives you a blowie and irons your shirts.
Nothing left Jimbo feeling so relaxed and looking so sharp like a Manila Steampress before heading out to town.

As Rizzo walked down the aisle, he knew he'd enjoyed his last Manila Steampress. Truly now, his satisfaction, and indeed his laundry was in his own hands.
by M.W. Samosa August 20, 2014
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Manilang

People with this names are ✨𝐸𝑙𝑖𝑡𝑒✨
On serious notes: This people are Kind, Generous, and Sus on the side (In a good way!)

They are also very handsome (not physically buh emotionally) They are also very funny buh also very confusing so these people are a double edge sword… sorry, not sorry.
Lastly, These people are committed people in anything, we would do anything for family even if their family don’t do the same (works with friends as well)
Lastly… lastly! The meaning of Manilang is: Money raining out of heaven.
Manilang is one of a kind!
by UncleTwoNaNa November 21, 2021
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Madzila

One of the best variety streamers out there. With the username Madzila26 the 26 signifying their lucky number mostly streams Minecraft but changes games often.
Dude! Madzila is live on Twitch right now!
by Cheese_Child October 3, 2022
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manila

Mrs.sharma: o i love manila ice cream!
by fellupafill69 February 23, 2004
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Ateneo de Manila University

One of the "top" schools (though horrible school standard in terms of world rank) in the Katipunan area. Ateneo is for flirty girls from ICA and average IQ Xavier boys and some mix of others from not so famous high schools.

Ateneo's standard has long been ruined since the feeling-social girls would speak improper English out loud where ever they go, esp when they shop in 168 shopping mall.

Ateneans refer to anyone who pretend they can't understand tagalog and would speak in tagalog-accent English. Furthermore, Ateneo is the breeding ground of desperate kids from middle class who tried so hard to stand out when in fact, they are all just clones of each other, both in terms of personality and behavior.
O my gosh, the pood last night was so good. We should go again tomolo. And O, I am from Ateneo de Manila University located in the armpit of Katipunan.
by jejemonsta May 1, 2010
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manila steamer

When a Filipino fills a condom with uncooked rice and inserts it into the anus. After 6 hours the rice is cooked internally at which point it is removed and eaten.
I'm so hungry! Let me know when your manila steamer is done so we can eat!
by Steve Zesu August 11, 2017
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Drilla in Manila

(N.) 1 a: Someone that likes to have sex exclusively with tiny Filipino girls.

(N.) 2 b: A mode of address used among a groups of people to describe that one friend that has a fetish for having sex with Filipino girls one third his size. In this context, this term should be considered a term of endearment. See definition of Manuhjuh.

(N.) 3 c: A code name one acquires when passing through the various stages of colossal mistake making. This is the code name used for someone that has failed to learn from the blatantly obvious mistakes of others and persists despite pleas to reason with the act of importing a jungle bride into the United States from the Philippines.
(a) After sunset in the jungle, bawdy tales of the Drilla in Manila struck fear into everyone gathered around the campfire.

(b) The party can start now! The Drilla in Manila is here…!

(c) You realize of course this whole jungle bride thing officially changes your code name to Drilla in Manila, and we all were optimistic that you had learned your lesson after the “Caribbean Caper.”
by Tlahtoani Anubis May 8, 2009
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