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bipolar menopausal bitch (bpmb)

any older woman who changes from second to second her attitude, feelings, and temperament towards any given issue and then makes up completely unrelated issues to validate herself.
You: I have a problem with rumors about me being spread about me what can I do?
Her: Well its all your fault they think what they do. You control what other people think! The Kitties always come first!? I am having a bad day is it hot in here??
You: What are you talking about are you some kind of bipolar menopausal bitch (bpmb)?
Her: What did you say???
by iknowitall4sure February 27, 2010
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menopausal mafia

needy, sexually frustrated women of a certain age who comprise the internet posse devoted to stalking UK X Factor flop Matt Cardle and luring him into their sheds
Now that Cardle has been dropped by his record company and has time on his hands, every one of the menopausal mafia will be flicking her bean more furiously than ever.
by FattyEms November 9, 2012
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bipolar menopausal bitch

any older woman who changes from second to second her attitude, feelings, and temperament towards any given issue and then makes up completely unrelated issues to validate herself.
You: I have a problem with rumors about me being spread about me what can I do?
Her: Well its all your fault they think what they do. You control what other people think! The Kitties always come first!? I am having a bad day is it hot in here??
You: What are you talking about are you some kind of bipolar menopausal bitch?
Her: What did you say???
by iknowitall4sure March 4, 2010
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Manapause

The behaviors a man exhibits that are similar to those of a woman going through menapause. Crying, night sweats, b*tchiness, etc...
When Dave hit 50 he really went down hill. He's so emotional and on edge all the time. He must be going through manapause.
by Lindsey75110 March 6, 2011
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Menopause Moment

When someone unexpectedly cracks the shits for no reason at someone or something, then continues as normal after wards as if nothing had even happened
OMG, did u just see that chick, she just had a menopause moment and abused the little kid for glancing at her, what a bitch.
by Micky918 March 31, 2009
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Manonaise

1. Slang for sperm.
2. Warm man juice straight from the testicles.
Damn when I asked for this burger I said no fucking manonaise!
by S. Taylor November 7, 2008
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menopausal mafia

a sinister cabal of middle aged, menopausal women who control the world's supply of cushy jobs
I really wanted a cushy job in the local library but the menopausal mafia have that place locked down.
by Sideshow Aj June 22, 2011
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