Cpt.Mengladon

10% Salt water scourage 30% Nazi
60% patriotic as fuck and 100% ready to cleanse this world of all non-Arians on his boat with his crew he crusades and uses his 2 foot sperm tube as a weapon.

Man I barely escaped Cpt.Mengladon

by Cpt.mengladon June 9, 2017

Mangrade

Verb. the combining of Man and Upgrade 1. To raise to a higher standard when it comes to what a man is, or 2. to replace with a better man

The new guy she's with is a real mangrade compared to the ex that dumped her

by D*Matrixx July 6, 2011

mangadumping

the act of reading manga while taking a dump.

A: "Stop looking at porn in there, on your laptop!"
B: "It's not porn, I'm mangadumping!"
A: "So it's hentai?"
B: "No I'm not a pervert!!! It's just To-LOVE-ru."
A: "Riiiight...that's why that alien girl is naked 3/4 of the time..."

by sippy February 1, 2008

mangled dangle

A man with a prince albert and thus a deformed penis

Dude did you hear Freddie got a prince albert?

Yeah man, his new name is Mangled Dangle.

by Tar Heel October 24, 2008

Mangled Squirrel

Someone that is very annoying and stupid.

Girl 1 : Joey has been getting on my nerves all day!

Girl 2 : Ugh, he's such a mangled Squirrel

by Squirrelo0 November 7, 2020

Mangladesh

When someone does way too much drugs and is fubared (fucked up beyond all recognition. Term comes from an unknown location off an island where a death chamber is visible if things get hyphie.

I was so fucked up and ripped that I was washed up on the shores of mangledesh.

Holy fuck man im fucked. i think i see the death chamber in Mangladesh.

by james463656356 May 20, 2008

Megan's Mangled Produce

A type of produce that is inserted in the vagina or anus during sexual foreplay, after which is used in a recipe of some sort. Salads work well, as well as casseroles, and surprisingly ratatouille.

Man 1- Dude, I had the best of Megan's Mangled Produce last night.

Man 2- I'm so jealous, bro. What kind was it? The bulging bean? My personal favorite is the chewcumber.

by Veggies69 June 21, 2009