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Sandem fo me mandem

The Jamaican version of the famous Irish saying “sandies for me mandies”. Said when presenting a tray of sandwiches to a group of hungry men. Used mainly by gay men when courting a train; to be run on them.
A yo bredren. Gather round. Got da sandem fo me mandem.
by Swag dog millionaire February 5, 2020
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Management by Spreadsheet

An micromanagement technique whereby the micromanager generates an infinite stream of spreadsheets, mostly containing a hodgepodge of data, each purported to document and store a specific part of an employee's work output.

The employee is required to fill out blanks in the spreadsheet instead of remaining engaged in useful work.

The intent of the micromanager is to to attain control over all knowledge, gaining a sense of omnipotence. The inevitable end result is that spreadsheet maintenance becomes the only work performed.
Today I'm filling out one of his spreadsheets documenting my hourly work output. I'm really getting tired of Management by Spreadsheet.
by Dr. Specific September 22, 2009
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Carlson School of Management

(n) {originally English, (1998)}
1. An institution in Minneapolis, Minnesota that excels in the field of douchebaggery.

US: \kärl-'ên skül êv 'man-ij-mênt\
International: \karlsên sku:l êv mænid3mênt\
1. (in conversation) My son is studying at the Carlson School of Management. (reply) Oh, so I see he is becomming a well-trained douchebag.
by lLamaD February 18, 2005
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Manvember

A dedicated month during the year, specifically November, when manliness is at its peak. During this time there will be no shaving, except for the head...because that is manly. Flannel shirts will be worn as frequently as possible, tobacco products will be on hand at all times, and meat will be consumed at least twice a day.
We have entered a state of Manvember

Manvember has begun!

Manvember!
by Dr. Boyd Noisewater November 28, 2007
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Manlemma

a dilemma that is caused by a man or men
so i went out with Jason last night and we totally hit it off but then Chris called me this morning and said he wants to work things out! I don't now what to do, i'm stuck in a manlemma
by LadyOfTheBell June 21, 2011
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Dog in the Manger

One who withholds something from someone that's useless to himself.
A dog in a manger who prevents a cow from eating even though the dog has no use for cowfeed.
by Methid Man December 15, 2004
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Putney Mandem

Your gangster and you must live in Putney in london.
If u is in the Putney Mandem You is Reppin down Putney high street going WHSmith and Waitrose for bare jokes. Generally looking gangster.
by putneybadmen October 17, 2009
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