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man-manfanning

Man-manfanning, not to be confused with woman-manfanning, is when a man twerks on another man's dick while spreading his asshole to approximately 8 inches in diameter. (Penetration is optional.)
Phillip Theodore II and Aydyen were totally man-manfanning each other the other night.......fags.
by dingusmcstinkus03 September 26, 2022
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ManFace

a girl with a nice body, but has a face that looks like Nicholas Cage.
Dude I have manface in my third period class
by Yami December 14, 2003
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Manatee joke

A manatee joke is a kind of humour popularised by Family Guy and satirised by South Park. A manatee joke is when one of the characters says something that has nothing to do with the plot or characters in the show, but leads into a flashback of the scene described
"Remember that time you slept with Bill Clinton?"
(Cuts to a scene of Lois boinking Bill).
"Oh Peter, remember when this show used to not rely on manatee jokes?
by Jlarge November 14, 2007
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Manhattan Special

The manhattan special is a sexual act, wherein you suck on a spumoni flavored bicycle seat, while your buddy whacks you in the back of the head with a rolled up prayer rug. It became popular in the early 1970's near the holland tunnel in NYC. It is also very popular amongst Italian bicycle marathon racers.
To unwind from this especially long day, I think that I will go home and ask my male sexual partner for a manhattan special.
by Ipso_facto November 10, 2018
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Mancation

The most ultimate man-only vacation. Usually this trip involves heavy drinking, getting kicked out of something, and nearly dying. At camp sites, everybody who is not a mancationer hates the mancationers, likely because they can not understand the sheer awesomeness that is Mancation.
JD: Hey Big Steve, you going to the Mancation this year? It's going to be awesome!

Big Steve: I don't think so, last time I went I got too drunk and started eating Tums like candy. I shat a rainbow the next day!

JD: What's your point?
by JDFERNS October 18, 2011
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Land Manatee

An incredibly fat person. In particular, a Land Manatee has little in the way of recognizable skeletal structure. Rolls of fat disguish the neck, as well as much of the arms and legs.

Unlike the real Manatee which arguably faces the threat of extinction, the Land Manatee enjoys ever growing numbers thanks to North America's penchant for fatty food and over eating. The Land Manatee faces no natural predators and lives primarily off fast food and frozen TV dinners, though they are also known to eat vast quantities of pretty much everything.
Burger King Employee: "Our deeper fryer is empty! I mean the grease is completely gone, sucked dry."

Manager: "Land Manatees....Get the harpoon gun, they can't have gone far."
by Phineas Gage December 20, 2006
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Mandatory Sex Party

"A party where once you walk in the door, you are obligated to have sex. I would think that these parties often disguise themselves as costume parties or birthday parties or baby showers but THEN as soon as they entice people in the door, they are all "guess what this actually is? It's a mandatory sex party, bitch!"
I went to Allie's blog expecting some kind of awesome party with lots of pie, but as soon as I got there everyone was like "guess what this actually is? It's a mandatory sex party, bitch!" and then the raping of my eyeballs with awesomeness commenced.
by Havoc8709 March 31, 2010
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