Muffin Man

the man at costco that hands out the free muffin samples.

"do you know the muffin man?"
"the muffin man?"
"the muffin man..."
"yes i know the muffin man...who lives on drury lane?"
"shes...married to the muffin man."
"the muffin man?"
"THE MUFFIN MAN!"
*note* watch shrek

by skank ass weasel October 25, 2003

Muffin man

When a bitch comes up in a club and slaps or takes your baked goods

Dang i was up in the sizzler last night and that muffin man took my crescent roll!

by Oglockk April 21, 2009

muffin man

a man who is a man-whore in old terms. the muffin man has all the muffins, aka lady tits. "do you know the muffin man?" he is well known because he is the town whore, or the villiage bicycle.

do you know the muffin man ?
yeah i showd him my muffins!

by ThatOnePersonPostingOnUrbanD May 14, 2011

muffin man

When a man raps his penis around his balls so that it looks like a muffin

Do you know the muffin man? I'd like to take a bite out of his muffin

by Sean Weston January 8, 2003

Muffin Man

A drug dealer, usually dealing in pot

Hey, I'm looking for a Muffin Man, do you know where I can find one?

by Nolan AM January 15, 2008

muffin man

o hott sexyy man who every girl wishes she knew nd wishes that he would put his rolling pin into their cupcake=

did the muffin man put his rolling pin into your mary had a little lamb when you guys skipped to my lou my darlin??

by duecepon April 24, 2008

muffin man

A guy who gives you an all around creepy feeling, as if he's perverted.

I left the party because that muffin man wouldn't stop trying to talk to me.

by Lucy8417 May 13, 2005