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Man bitch jew bagel

a d-bag teaher who's entention is to fail most of his teacher class
whats wron woth that man bitch jew bagel
by JUSE MAN April 14, 2009
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The Baggie Man

Silky skills on Halo 3 and Gears of War 2, The Baggie Man could tap into his Xbox skill set with some special remedy and destroy all in his path.
Noob 1: Oh shit! I just got 4 shotted by The Baggie Man
Noob 2: Yeah me too, now he's doing the T-bag walk on me...
by Shreyas Girme December 25, 2011
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Bagel Man

Originated and Steak N Shake, it goes as such.."Bagel man, Bagel man, sees through bagels like nobody can". Works best if you look through the hole while singing.
The bagel man sees through bagels like nobody can!
by Danielle February 8, 2005
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MANbag

MANbag

NOUN - common
1. Puffy swelling under the eye after a boozy night
2. Slang: testicles
3. Small handbag for a man made from leather, fabric or other substance displaying a brand name such as Gucci, Prada, Adidas or Game
4. Slang: condom
5. (Biblical): David kept his sling and stones in a MANbag (if he'd thought to, he could have kept his iPod in there as well.)

VERB - transitive: to MANbag something / someone
1. deposit small things in a MANbag e.g. he MANbags his keys after locking his car
2. hit someone with a MANbag e.g. He was MANbagged at the disco
3. to wear a condom e.g. it is wise to MANbag before sex
EXAMPLES in English:

1. Bible: "Reaching into his MANbag and taking out a stone, he slung it..." (1 Samuel 17:48)
2. Shakespeare, William (1564-1616): "With MANbag and baggage ." (As You Like It - Act III; Sc 2)
3. Franklin, Benjamin (1706-1790): "It is hard for an empty MANbag to stand upright." (see Noun 4 above)
by JustiboyFB August 16, 2009
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Dawlish manbag collective

A type of chav that hangs around in teig mouth, always wearing a mancag and often lives in dawlish.
Person 1: who's threatening you?
Person 2: oh some members of the dawlish manbag collective
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Zigo's manbag

Sheeseh, that queef is compensating with a Zigo's manbag!
by Krullys May 13, 2011
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