muffin man

the act of placing ones own ass directly in anothers face, normally while the person recieving is asleep, but it is not necessary.

i hate him so much that the next time he falls aslepp im gonna give a him a huge muffin man!

by p.k. todd August 27, 2004

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Muffin man

When a bitch comes up in a club and slaps or takes your baked goods

Dang i was up in the sizzler last night and that muffin man took my crescent roll!

by Oglockk April 21, 2009

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a man who is a man-whore in old terms. the muffin man has all the muffins, aka lady tits. "do you know the muffin man?" he is well known because he is the town whore, or the villiage bicycle.

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When a man raps his penis around his balls so that it looks like a muffin

by Sean Weston January 08, 2003

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Hey, I'm looking for a Muffin Man, do you know where I can find one?

by Nolan AM January 10, 2008

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o hott sexyy man who every girl wishes she knew nd wishes that he would put his rolling pin into their cupcake=

did the muffin man put his rolling pin into your mary had a little lamb when you guys skipped to my lou my darlin??

by duecepon April 24, 2008

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A guy who gives you an all around creepy feeling, as if he's perverted.

I left the party because that muffin man wouldn't stop trying to talk to me.

by Lucy8417 February 23, 2005

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