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Person 1: Hey, everyone! Please list your sexualities to initiate the process.
Person 2: I'm bisexual.
Person 1: Okay you pass. You may go see heaven. What about the guy with meatballs on his head?
Person 3: I'm Maxsexual.
*everyone gasps.*
Person 1 & everyone else repeat a trance to let an earthworm eat person 3.
Person 2: I'm bisexual.
Person 1: Okay you pass. You may go see heaven. What about the guy with meatballs on his head?
Person 3: I'm Maxsexual.
*everyone gasps.*
Person 1 & everyone else repeat a trance to let an earthworm eat person 3.
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