Malia

A girl who’s pretty dang smart. Her name in Hawaiian means “calm or gentle waters”. She gets compliments on her looks now and again, but she is modest and doesn’t really believe them. She is a mediator and a peacemaker. She is very empathetic and cannot stand to see someone sad. The kind that cries at movies a lot. Sometimes she can be off in her own la-la-land, but when she’s in reality she can be lots of fun. She loves to make people laugh, but sometimes feels like she can’t express her sadness because she is known for being happy.

What if I told you my name was Malia...

by GrumpyCatFartingRainbows February 27, 2020

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Malia

That one girl in ur friend group that is weirder than anyone else in the group. Often dreams about death. Satin is her dad. Loves to hate. Loves two guys in her life rn. Nolan and wyatt

Wow she is definitely a malia

by Malia Lane March 28, 2019

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Malia

Someone who is very obsessed with old cartoons, such as Betty Boop and others. Someone who would sacrifice her friends for a cuphead plush

Person 1: Hey, she seems pretty cool
Person 2: Yeah, she’s a Malia
Person 1: Oh, she must be a handful

by Pastaslut June 2, 2019

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Malia

A very pretty girl who enjoys reading! She spends lots of time in her own fantasy world and has thousands of friends. As one of the popular people others

are jealous of her, so jealous that they sneak her house at 3 am and stab her to death, now she haunts all popular people. Most the people she haunts are found stabbed to death with no evidence hmmm, if you ever meet a malia she will probabaly kill you.

You are such a malia!
Malia sucks!

by MMMmmmmmmis stupid May 2, 2018

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