Male Time

That exciting time of day in which a male masturbates, whether it be in the morning, mid-day, or at night.

"MALE TIMEEEEEE! ..I'm a male, I never fail. It makes me want to wag my tail.. When I come, I have to wail.. 'MALEEEEEEEE!'"

by sinotte August 24, 2009

Male Thunder Cunt

A male thunder cunt is quite similar to that of female. the male thunder cunt is a big gaping ass hole with a smelly unclean small pecker. the gaping hole of ass which is considered quite grotesque, also has the continuous problem of leaking all over the ass hole's pants. the name thunder cunt comes from the definition of which there is a frightening storm inside a womans vagina. The male version of this problem, is the same, only in the rectum. Almost as if something has literally crawled up someone's ass and died.

Caitlin wont make out with a male thunder cunt who hits on her when they are bored.

by Joelicious Maguire January 27, 2009

Male tears

The word male tears is slang for semen often the word is found on mugs or cups drunken by feminists

The feminist drunk from the cop that said male tears on it otherwise known as semen

by Ethan wilson February 8, 2018

male twat

The area of skin between the nutsack and the asshole.

"my male twat often itches during physical activity." -Alex

by jeff garder June 11, 2006

male tears

1. Slang for semen, similar to cum, jizz, spunk.
2. a term used by feminazis who think it means literal male tears.

1.
Guy: Mate! when i saw sarah wearing a short skirt that showed off her ass i thought i was going to cry male tears!
Guy 2: Oh just wait till mathlab, emma's wearing see through yoga pants and a thong! I don't think i'll be able to contain myself!

2.
Feminazi: HURR HURR I HAVE A MALE TEARS MUG, GUYS SHOULD SHARE THEIR EMOTIONS THO.
Guy to Guy 2: *whisper* does she realize male tears mean semen?
Guy 2 to Guy: *whisper* i don't think so.

by Blitzkrieger101 February 11, 2017

Male Tears

When men, particularly MRAs whine over trivial things, we say this word. This term was used long before MRAs decided to add it to Urban Dictionary and change the definition. They changed it because they are easily offended by everything.

Sean: Scott was upset that Jenna only wanted to be friends. He ranted on Facebook about how he was a nice guy and that life's not fair. It was a pretty angry rant.

Casey: Well, rejection is a part of life. Some men act like they're entitled to women. Mmmmm, male tears.

by XiggyMoondust April 28, 2016

Male Teenager

A certified materbaiter

Example:

P1:im a male teenager.

P2 you mean your a certified masterbaiter?

P1: i guess...

by refewdwswzd October 22, 2020