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Malaysia 

A 'truly Asian' country that treats non-Malays as second-class citizens and non-Muslim Malays as criminals, where corruption is the very definition of honest government administration, and where Islamo-fundamentalism is so rife you would be busted just for holding hands with a girl.

Freedom of speech is a myth - even if you are backed with undisputed facts, speaking against government policies will get you prisoned without trial. Freedom of religion is a lie - it applies only to Islam. Mosques are build all over the places while churches and temples are razed to the ground without care for the sentiments of the non-Malay population. Non-Malays are free to choose religions (read:Islam) but Malays who convert will be harrassed, humiliated, tortured, jailed and may even be executed.

The people who say that Malaysia is a nice country are usually ignorant Caucasian tourists who had never been anywhere else than the beaches, shopping complexes and resorts organized by their travel agents; and also didn't stay anywhere other than the cozy hotels of Kuala Lumpur, probably around the vicinity of Ampang area. They have yet to delve further into the real face of Malaysia behind the sugar-coated image projected by its Tourism Board.

Check urbandictionary.com to know what Malaysia TRULY is. those top definitions are made by honest Malaysians who know what they are talking about.
Jonathan: Do you know Malaysia?
Billy: Yeah I know. Great beaches, shopping complexes, food...oh it's Truly Asia(tm)!
Jonathan: Well, I was thinking about the plight of Lina Joy, the unfortunate Christian Malay who is denied of her religious rights. And Alantuya Sharibuu, the Mongolian model who had been brutally murdered by the police, and...
Jonathan: Have you been to Malaysia?
Billy: Yes I have. Great beaches, shopping complexes, food...oh it's Truly Asia(tm)!
Jonathan: Well, I was thinking about the plight of Lina Joy, the unfortunate Christian Malay who is denied of her religious rights. And Alantuya Sharibuu, the Mongolian model who had been brutally murdered by the police, and...
Malaysia by Jaouhari December 14, 2008
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malaysia 

A gorgeous girl who all the boys love. She is very sexy and fun to hang out with. She may seem shy at first but when you get to know her she is crazy. She has many friends and loves animals. She is sweet and very nice. She is beautiful,pretty,cute and has a great personality. She makes a great best friend for anyone. You will love this girl.
Malaysia is so hot
malaysia by zhyma November 30, 2017

Malayshia 

Malayshia is freaky
Malayshia is a bad bitch
Malayshia is bestie bae
She will beat yo ass

Malayshia will curse you out
Malayshia is a bad bitch
Malayshia by UnknownPerson332 January 28, 2022

Mylaysia 

Mylaysia is a type of person who has a bad/smart mouth but really is a sensitive girl. She loves attention and falls in love easy. She's nice, beautiful, and have a bright beautiful smile. She has a hard time controlling her feelings. She love helping others.
Mylaysia is a keeper
Mylaysia by Skills 265433 February 21, 2018

Malaysia 

malaysia is a country where mawi's fan will love.
racism againts non malays r made legal.
even einstein cant survive here if he's a non malay.
n dare to say everyone is equal regardless of skin color n religion? tell that to ur kinds, we r way smarter to believe tat!
go to places like singapore.
the smart goes up... the DUMB RETARDS stay home and watch siti nurhaliza wedding or akedemi famtasia or just be a mat rempit.
malaysia boleh.... not.

Malaysian airlines 

Malaysian Airlines is the worst airline of 2014 thus far. It is a very convenient way of suicide. You either go missing in the ocean searching for Atlantis or your target practice for Putin's thugs armed with surface to air missiles in Ukraine. Either way your body won't be found. #Sumtingwong #holyfuk
Did you hear about the latest Malaysian Airlines flight gone wrong?

Malaysia 

A bad bitch
I wanna be like Malaysia
Malaysia by Mykasia November 20, 2018