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Maksymilian

A Polish boy with an abnormally large penis which will tear through your anus and beg for mercy. His penis is rumored to have cracked most cheap safes and it has enough force to Kill a baby hippo. Hence the term "once you go maksymilian you will need a seat cushion} for the rest of your days"
Wow Maksymilian almost broke apart my butthole last night!
by aloeolaaas October 7, 2019
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makes my dookie twinkle

A hilarious quote from Dave Chappelle's MTV Cribs show where he shows himself sprinkling diamonds on his food because "It makes my dookie twinkle"
Dave:Diamonds "makes my dookie twinkle baby"
Its the most balling shit you can think of

Come on in MTV ya broke ass muthafuckas
by billet January 12, 2009
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Makesha

A beautiful African women that has a bodacious booty.
Maaaaann! Look at that Makesha!
by kasjdjklhdsjkfhmhc fghyfg July 24, 2011
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Argh that makes me hard

From a song.
1) Used as a funny way of saying argh.
2) Used as a comeback to do with getting a boner.
3) Used whenever you want.
1) P1: "You left your bag on the bus."
P2: "Argh that makes me hard!"

2) P1: "Yo did you see how the wind lifted up that chicks skirt!?"
P2: "Yessssss shes HOT!"
P1: "Argh that makes me hard!"

3) P1: "Hmmm I'm really bored..."
P2: "Argh that makes me hard!"
by dkjbds October 16, 2008
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makes my ass hurt

This is an adjectival expression best used to describe people, places, things, moments, and events that are so annoying/stupid/ridiculous/grating that patience diminishes, moods deflate, and the threat of violence increases. Basically, this phrase can be used to describe anything or anyone that grates on your last nerve.
The fact that we are having a departmental meeting to discuss cover sheets and TPS reports really makes my ass hurt.
by 1AnastasiaBeaverhausen July 31, 2010
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that makes my pants tight

When you see a hottie, or something very nice like a car that you want, its an excellent sentence to describe how you feel about it. Or how whats in your pants feels about it.
Joe: "Dude, look at that Cadillac Escalade."
Alex: "That makes my pants tight."
by chostmaster September 6, 2005
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makeylah

a beautiful girl who loves their friends, and will do anything for them. She brings happiness to everyone she meets. she is easy to fall in love with and you will have no problem doing so.
dude, i wish my girlfriend was a makeylah.
by thumb nail May 4, 2018
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