bully maguire

bully maguire is the strongest character marvel has created of all time.

mary jane watson: harry jus broke up with me
bully maguire: i missed the part where that’s my problem

by lengstyll April 18, 2022

Harry Maguire

One of the greatest defenders in football history.

To be Harry Maguire is to be a Footballing Genius

Interviewer: Who’s better Maguire or Maldini?

Ole Gunnar Solskjaer: “ I’ll go for Maguire”
Ole Gunnar Solskjaer: “ He’s simply a genius and no one comes close to his footballing ability “

by Amazing 1356 October 15, 2022

Harry Maguire

An uncrowned king that should win a ballon d'or. Currently plays for Manchester United, and always find a way to make a fair 11 versus 11 match into a 10 to 12 match. His way to change the game is appreciated by football fans all around, and he is also called the Fridge/Freezer sometimes.

Person 1: I have to thank Harry Maguire for securing our win last night.

Person 2: What? I thought you support Man City
Person 1: Exactly.

by whyyoutrippin March 13, 2022

Tobey Maguire

The best damn spiderman ever.

Tobey Maguire has some real moves once you get past his gambling problem.

by Baron Von Hugen Dongen July 14, 2021

Sean Maguire

A man who with just a simple tweet or acknowledgment, his voice and extremely good looks woo any girl.

Why can't a guy be a Sean Maguire for me?

by fiftyshadesoffangirls March 28, 2015

Harry maguire

A fridge/freezer, a harry maguire is often known for his shit defending. Harry Maguire's are also not very fond of Greek culture

God hes so wank at football, must be a harry maguire!

by Lê Masturbator August 26, 2020

Bully Maguire

The most powerful being in the omniverse, and the only one who can beat Shrek and purple shirt Shaggy in full power and breaks a nokia with one punch. Bully Maguire often enjoys pissing his haters (Uguchu's).

UI Shaggy: I'm going to defeat you, stupid Maguire! *punches Bully without a warning*
Bully Maguire: *dodges*
UI Shaggy: *keep punching for 69420 times*
666666 seconds later...
Bully Maguire: That's it, this is kinda annoying! I'm gonna turn your stupid fans into dust! *erase all the UI Shaggy fans from existence*
Shaggy: iMpReSsIvE, yOu MaKe Me UsE 0.000000000001% oF mY pOwEr! *actually uses 69% of his power*
Bully Maguire: I missed the part where that's my problem.
Shaggy: Whatever it is I'm gonna defeat youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu. *boost towards Bully at 123456789 mph*
Bully Maguire: *snaps*
UI Shaggy: ...uuuuuu-- *stops*
Bully Maguire: Look at Shag Junior. Gonna cry?
UI Shaggy: Noooooooooooooooooooooooo *quickly gets erased from existence in nanoseconds*
Bully Maguire: *dances for eternity*
NEVER UNDERESTIMATE AND RESPECT BULLY MAGUIRE YALL.

by SpongebobHater911 September 22, 2022