Fist Magnet

The kind of person who despite your best efforts draws your fist to the face swiftly and repeatedly.

Kurt is a Fist Magnet. I would like to punch him repeatedly.

by Cheese Daddy December 12, 2014

chick magnet

A guy who can draw ladies right to him.

My brother Thomas is a big chick magnet!

by A Really Bucking Fastard August 27, 2012

Shit Magnet

Person who for some inextricable reason attracts bad things and events to happen to them.

That bloke's a complete shit magnet - If he fell into a flowerbed he'd still smell of cack.

by Paul Gunn November 4, 2004

Mangerd

Pronounced Mang-erd

The term Mangerd is the ultimate word for the ultimate drunk, vomitting, chundah, rolling on the grass screaming, sleeping on the driveway, or getting really friendly with the toilet bowl. The person who is called this is either unconcious and the one everyone gives shit too for not asking to pull the car over while driving. LoL

This word was made up by someone who was Mangerd at that time and that was Lorie herself, the owner of the word Mangerd.

1. Last night he was @#$%en Mangerd.

2. Look at that Mangerd prick

3. Bloody Manga

hahahahah

by Loranda Nakasenh January 8, 2009

Magnormous

Magnificently Enormous; Magnificent and enormous.

The Eiffel Tower is ridiculously magnormous!

by Dillybear October 30, 2008

magnet knees

The art of a female keeping her legs closed to avoid any sexual advances.

I tried my best to get to third base with Gwen, but I didn't stand a chance with her magnet knees!

by Mr. Bill III March 8, 2016

Magnet of Crysteries

Magnet of Crysteries is actually Cabinet of Mysteries said by a drunk "dead" robot named Vision after accidentally eating a chewing gum. No offence Wanda!

Illusion : And now ladies and gentlemen, for our grand finale, I bring you, The Magnet of Crysteries!
Glamour: Cabinet of Mysteries!
Illusion: Yeah, yeah, what she said.

by Loki approves Johnlock February 5, 2021