magicevan

a very motivated, yet retarded and annoying pvper on the draenor server of World of Warcraft.

"Who is that fag spamming AV premades in trade chat?"
"Oh, that's just Magicevan."

by fets. November 1, 2008

marijuana

n. formal name being Cannabis Sativa; a plant containg tetrahydracannibonol, more commonly known as THC, the active ingredient which provides an existential like state of cosmic interaction known as being high. Several different varieties exist, inclduing Sativa and Indica. The physical qualities include tiny red/brown hairs and a white crystalline powder coating. Marijuana is usually grown, dried and then rolled and smoked or used in a pipe or bong. It can also be eaten; it is usually cooked and added to brownie or cookie mixtures. It is sold according to its dried weight in either ounces or grams. The price will vary depending on the quality, amount and/or your dealer. Marijuana is illegal in most western countries, but has currently been decriminalized in Britain. Amsterdam is one country in which the controlled and moderated use of marijuana is not illegal. It can also be cultivated in a solid resinous form known as Hashish or Hash.
Other names include grass, herb, ganja, buddha, mary jane, pottery, herbal refreshment.

"Yo! We just smoked some mary jane up in Olin library! Now let's go down the gorge and hit that shit!"

by Nelai April 4, 2003

Marijuana Chef

This occurs when a person is under the influence of Marijuana and they get the munchies "like a mutha fucka." They will add various different foods together in an attempt to stop their hunger. Usually ending badly, it is however thought to be a great idea at the time. Some foods, such as Chicken and waffles, the Wendys fries with the Frosty, or a Cheeseburger with a fried egg, avacado and bacon have had success and become staple sober foods as well.

Stoner #1: Man, who would have thought that my ice cream and tortilla would go together! I feel like I should have a cooking show! I'll call it, "The Marijuana Chef", and just make great high snacks!

Stoner #2: Yeah right, what about your steak, marshmallow and chocolate syrup food? That was downright awful!

by Wickonis Parable February 8, 2010

Marijuana Ninja

One who smokes in more private and secluded areas then a regular stoner. Knows how to successfully smoke indoors or sketchy areas without getting faded.

"I'm so ninja when i smoke" - Me
"Your a fucking Marijuana Ninja." - Jealous Friend

by P.O.L. Masta December 14, 2011

marijuana short snacks quarter flapjacks

Get really drunk and really high on a Tuesday morning (6 AM to be exact) and driving while jacking off to some hentai while “kings dead” by James Blake, Jay Rock, Kendrick Lamar, and Future plays on full blast on a Bluetooth speaker, oh and make sure your car says “skylanders” on it

(Term is most commonly used in New Zealand )

Asshole: yo what did you do yesterday?
Prostitute: I went marijuana short snacks quarter flapjacks
Asshole again: that’s pretty dangerous, you good?
Prostitute: yea I’m fine

by Thiswillruinmyfuture89 February 26, 2021

dark magician girl

duel monster from Yu-gi-oh, unfortunately, most people don't care about her abilities, but her hentai and boobs. See Black Magician Girl

I summon, the all powerful, Dark Magician Girl

by World Domination February 25, 2005

marijuana

An herbal remedy used by honest men and women since colonial times in America and ancient times in other parts of the world. This remedy used to decrease the amount of pain one feels after chemotherapy, decrease nausea felt during pregnancy and cancer related treatments, increase the apettite. May cause spiritual enlightenment.

The trade, transport, distribution, production and consumption of this plant is strictly prohibited by the governing bodies of the United States of America.

Psychological addiction is the predominating cause of concern for future generations.

"I don't smoke Marijuana, I smoke herb."

by Cristo July 8, 2004