Magic Carpet Ride

the act of filling a toliet bowl with wads and wads on toliet paper before taking a smash....then release your terd on to a nest of toliest paper and exit the bathroom in a stealthly manner...only magic carpet ride people who deserve it

Oh my god did you see the bathroom! rodney left a magic carpet ride in thur it smells sooo rank

by Hot Mess man February 19, 2008

Magic carpet ride

A sexual act in which two individuals who both have a heinous bush use the sixty-nine position.

Ricky took his girlfriend on a magic carpet ride.

by mexxxican May 28, 2008

magic carpet ride

The act of driving home while too intoxicated to remember driving home the next day.

I don't know how I got home last night, but my car is in the driveway, so I must have taken a magic carpet ride.

by Ryan Faircloth January 13, 2006

magic carpet ride

Taking a muscle relaxer and toking, creating an extreme relaxed state of being; smooth, relaxed and high.

Dude sitting in this chair makes me feel like I'm on a magic carpet ride.

by Kenderzzz March 30, 2009

Mexican Magic Carpet

When a man dismounts his partner, sits on their back, and busts onto the back of their head; taking a healthy dump in the process.

Anne - Frank tried performing a mexican magic carpet on me last night; but he failed due to his lack of aim.

by JacquesLeCoqueGrande July 30, 2011

Magic Carpet Burn

A rash or skin chafing as a result of exposure to the Brillo-like pubic hairs of someone of Middle Eastern descent.

"Why won't she blow me?"
"Because she doesn't want to wake up with a magic carpet burn on her upper lip, you dirty towelhead"

by John asdfaa January 25, 2009

Ride that magic carpet

Having intercourse with a beautiful woman.

She's smoking hot.....I'd love to ride that magic carpet.

by Dump truck November 4, 2016