the act of filling a toliet bowl with wads and wads on toliet paper before taking a smash....then release your terd on to a nest of toliest paper and exit the bathroom in a stealthly manner...only magic carpet ride people who deserve it
by Hot Mess man February 19, 2008
Get the Magic Carpet Ridemug. by mexxxican May 28, 2008
Get the Magic carpet ridemug. I don't know how I got home last night, but my car is in the driveway, so I must have taken a magic carpet ride.
by Ryan Faircloth January 13, 2006
Get the magic carpet ridemug. Taking a muscle relaxer and toking, creating an extreme relaxed state of being; smooth, relaxed and high.
by Kenderzzz March 30, 2009
Get the magic carpet ridemug. When a man dismounts his partner, sits on their back, and busts onto the back of their head; taking a healthy dump in the process.
Anne - Frank tried performing a mexican magic carpet on me last night; but he failed due to his lack of aim.
by JacquesLeCoqueGrande July 30, 2011
Get the Mexican Magic Carpetmug. A rash or skin chafing as a result of exposure to the Brillo-like pubic hairs of someone of Middle Eastern descent.
"Why won't she blow me?"
"Because she doesn't want to wake up with a magic carpet burn on her upper lip, you dirty towelhead"
"Because she doesn't want to wake up with a magic carpet burn on her upper lip, you dirty towelhead"
by John asdfaa January 25, 2009
Get the Magic Carpet Burnmug. Having intercourse with a beautiful woman.
by Dump truck November 4, 2016
Get the Ride that magic carpetmug.