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Messy Moffitt

The act of eating someone’s ass while they suffer from raging diarrhea. The person who is eating the ass is sprayed with diarrhea and gives them a beard that looks like Jeff Moffitt.
Molly once demanded to eat my ass. I told her, "Molly, i've been having some pretty bad diarrhea. ...and i've got one on deck. I don't think you wanna do that." Turns out she's into Messy Moffitt’s. ...She looked like she grew a beard afterwards.
by Doc_that_guy October 31, 2022
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Muffit

A fine-ass chick with perfect buttox and breasts. She can lead a guy on with just her ass and is usually stubborn and hard to handle. Sexually she is omg....the best. But watch out they are known to knee you in the balls at times.
Stupid polish muffit!
by Joey March 27, 2003
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muffitis

1) Contagious vaginal irritability
2) When males act like wimpy females
1) Mom, I need you to call me off of school. I seem to have a severe case of muffitis...it's spreading like rapid fire and I don't want anyone else to catch it!!!
2) Me and Dooch wanted to go to Walmart to ride the bikes, but our pussy of a friend Michael was opposed to the idea. He must have had a hint of muffitis.
by Jason March 27, 2005
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Maffiarism

A disorder that causes the tightening of the shoulder muscles (trapezius) making them appear to be more broad than normal.
Other symptoms include
~ Outbursts of range
~ Heavy drinking
~ Finishing sentences with “Ba,Bah,Bar and Baa” and less commonly “Please”
~ Urges to join the Mafia, or delusions that said person is in the Mafia.
Phill: "Rite tom?"
Tom: "Yeah Bah, me and the family just came back from a meal at the pick."
Phill: "Have a good time or wa?"
Tom: "Ai not bad bah, spot of trouble with a bloke from out of town, he's in the boot of my car now bah"
Phill: "is that why your shoulders look so tense? pulled something have you"
Tom: "...No"
Phill: "I seen this thing on the Tellie butt, its called Maffiarism.. you should look into it, or go visit your GP"
by Muzzy1 October 16, 2008
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H6 Maffia

it is the new hum vee. instead of the H1, or newer H2 models it was directly cinfigured with the mafia in mind. a stylish new vehicle for italian maffia nerds to drive around in place to place bustin' people's balls
john gotti wishes he weren't dead so that he could have ridden in style to get pizza in a new H6 Maffia.
by troy October 30, 2003
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H6 Maffia

A group of the coolest people that the planet earth has ever seen. They can jive their way out of anything. They are like no others all individuals. No one in their right mind would mess with these guys.
by Uber April 28, 2003
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MAFFITIS

THE ACT OF BEING IN LUST WITH A SPECIFIC PERSON TO THE POINT YOU CANNOT EAT, SLEEP OR CONCENTRATE. THE FEELINGS YOU HAVE AROUND THIS PERSON IS EUPHORIC. BUTTERFLIES IN THE STOMACH, WANTING TO THROW UP(DUE TO NON EATING) AND ON CLOUD 9.
THERE IS NO CURE FOR THIS DISEASE!
WHEN I GOT HIS TEXT I THEN REALIZED I HAVE MAFFITIS
by Erika Knack August 27, 2010
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