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menstruating clown

A person (usually male) that acts like a drama queen with PMS. First coined in the late 80's.
That Shawn is such a menstruating clown.
by Jim Schwartz January 18, 2005
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scottish mastrubating

Peeing, pooping, vomiting and having an orgasm at the same time.
Men cannot do more than one thing at the same time? Nonsense, try scottish mastrubating!
by idgafosoae December 11, 2016
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MANSTRATING

when a man has taken it hard in the ass and needs to wear a kotex to absorb the fluids,is in a bitchy mood and won't have sex for a week
what is that lump in his shorts,he must be manstrating. that poor bastaed
by JEFF KOWALSKI March 13, 2008
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No mastrubating March

You can’t mastrubating whole month it is like no nut November but with mastrubating and girls needs to participat
Girl:yo I will go mastrubating home

Boy: no you can’t

Girl:why
It’s no mastrubating march
by Krapālis November 17, 2019
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psycho-menstruating slut (pms)

PMS is a mental condition found in bi-polar, rabid, psycho, unstable, generally 'off' ex-girlfriends. Typically the female species experiences a few days of PMS monthly, but in a true crazy-psycho broad PMS can cloud her thinking and cause her to act violently. Beware of PMS whores, they may be winning now but they'll probably end up with vaginal cancer by the age of 30.
The local police officer inferred a serious case of psycho-menstruating slut (pms) due to the broken wood and shattered glass of the sliding door at the bottom of the staircase leading from the rooftop.
by whathappenedtothatbird August 5, 2011
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Manstrating

a monthly period when a male goes through hypersensitivity, frustration, anxiety, and anger that occurs in males and is associated with biochemical changes, hormonal fluctuations, stress, and loss of male identity.
He's crabby today, he must be manstrating
by xBrokenHalox June 14, 2020
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marstrating

marstrating is the act of violently opening your past your eyelids for sexual gratification
damn bro i was marstrating so hard last night and i splorged
by huuuuuuuuuu August 21, 2024
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