Magnus

Fucking most awesome name in the world. If you are so lucky to have this name, you should be a celebrity becouse of it. all Magnus's are supreme beings and they kick all other's asses

fuck of punk, im Magnus;)

by jørgen von gemø September 5, 2010

Magnus Von Grapple

The most kickass robot ever! It is a boss in the game Paper Mario: The Thousand Year Door. It is controlled by Lord Crump, one of the antagonists in the game. It is followed by Magnus Von Grapple 2.0, an even more kickass robot. Of course, Mario defeats both, but not without some sweet fighting!

Crump: Buh Buh Buh! Meet my new invention: Magnus Von Grapple!
Mario: Oh hell, another one to defeat...

by Mariofan47 July 5, 2009

Manus's Mom

A term used to describe an unnatractive, nerdy. creepy mother.

Person # 1 : Eew . Is that Aaron's mom?
Person # 2 : Nah, that's Manus's mom!

by bringingHomeLaaBacon December 27, 2009

magnus erickson alexanderson the divine jesus chair

He was born out of the Scandinavian god Odin's rectum on October 9, 1944 (Leif Eriksson Day) due to a wolf-styled anal plug. Later killed in an accident involving poisonous blowfish innards, he was then reborn through a cake recipe in which the blond-haired baker didn't do the cooking by the book. However the oven was built into the volcano Eyjafjallajokull, and he was blown into a bush at a park in Nevada (after Iceland's banking crisis). There, he was discovered by Funion-eating Americans, whom adopted him as their love child. He currently resides with bitch-ass white kids and drug-dealing draugr, leaded by a half-Asian named Fuzzy Sheiben. Please subscriebe and donate nao so he can fulfill his dream of meeting Alexander Rybak. Join the Felowship of Magnus Followers who partake in the journey to his birthplace in Iceland.

ALL HAIL MAGNUS ERICKSON ALEXANDERSON THE DIVINE JESUS CHAIR

by planttreesplease January 24, 2015

Magnus Syndrome

A dilemma that often comes up in fictions involving immortal beings, when an immortal person is in a committed relationship with a mortal character. This leads to inevitable sadness and conflict on the parts of both characters due to the knowledge that the mortal one will age and die, while the immortal one lives on and does not age. Sometimes, the immortal one will have had past lovers, adding to the age-old sadness of losing them. (Term inspired by Magnus Bane from the Shadowhunters series.)

the other day i cried, because I remembered that my otp will someday succumb to magnus syndrome, and one of them will age and die while the other continues being immortal

by efffbeee September 12, 2016

Magnus the Red

Did nothing wrong.

"Hey do you like Warhamme..."
"MAGNUS THE RED DID NOTHING WRONG!"

by Fiskmaster September 18, 2021

manusexual

A straight male San Antonio Spurs fan who would go gay for Manu Ginobili.

When I peeked in his My Photos folder, my deepest suspicions were confirmed -- Juan was a total manusexual.

by Menudo T. July 15, 2009