Piss on my Fireworks

See also; piss on my bonfire, rain on my parade

The act or art of ruining someone's moment of glory, self-confidence or happiness, usually by putting them down, or showing your superiority over them.

Bob: "Wow, I finished in 2:34!"
Jim: "I finished in 1:47, bitch."
Bob: "Dude, way to piss on my fireworks..."
or;
John: "Yes! I just got to level 4!"
Pete: "Hah! I've finished the game, arseface!"
John: "Ouch, why do you always have to piss on my fireworks..."

by Ghoul1432 January 27, 2009

piss to my ear

When someone is talking bullshit

Person 1: ”Believe it or not but I found a real diamond last night and..".
Person 2: ...”Don’t piss to my ear!"

by Thehostess April 24, 2017

don't piss on my butter

Similar to "Don't rain on my parade". No one wants piss in their butter (obviously) so it insinuates someone ruining a situation.

After cooking for 3 hours, my friend complained about the napkins so I said "Don't piss on my butter!"

by A plank term made up by Allen. February 9, 2018

piss on my leg, and tell me it's raining

Disbelieving response to an attempt to mislead, equivalent to: "pull the wool over my eyes"

You tell me that you've worked as an airline pilot and a surgeon, too? Go on ... you'd piss on my leg, and tell me it's raining.

by ursamel July 24, 2007

Piss in my mouth

A catchphrase people with piss kinks usually use on a daily basis.

Me: Good Morning

Wnnex: Piss in my mouth

by ThyPhantomThief July 17, 2021

you're the piss in my pants

used to insult a close friend in a joking hilarious way
WARNING: only use around close friends

Jose: Jenn, you annoy me so much
Jonn: *Gasp*
Jose: In fact, you're the piss in my pants

by lmaocity July 20, 2016

Piss in my mouth

You should ask your friends to do this.
One of two things will happen.
They will either be uncomfortable or they will start pulling their pants down.
If they do indeed start stripping. RUN.

"MOM HELP MY FRIEND JUST TOOK A PISS IN MY MOUTH.

by DickInMyAssholeDaddy December 17, 2021