i will stick my penis in your eye

insult, used by a male to denote distaste or anger towards a male or female...great for shock value

Dark Raven Omega: Suck me tender
Mister Lucipher: I will stick my penis in your eye

by Mr Lucifer May 18, 2004

oh my penis

It is the same as "Oh my god!". Except it is less offensive to religious people. And it sounds better!

"Oh my Penis, we had an orgy last night?"

by krazieaznchicc June 8, 2007

buttle my penis

A reference to Family Guy season 10 episode 1 where the Griffins win the lottery and Peter gets his own penis butler. AKA the act of servicing one's penis the way a butler would.

"Alright, buttle my penis. BUTTLE IT!"

by Cobread May 5, 2016

Holy shit my penis is exploding

The act of male genetalia detonating as a result of sexual intercourse (ejaculation), or C4.

Holy shit my penis is exploding

*while having sex* Girl my penis just exploded!
OR
*boom*

by The AWESOME DUDE!!! September 23, 2009

On a scale of one to my penis?

A question you ask when you want to know how hard it is raining/ snowing, ect.

Billy : Hey Carol, is it raining?
Carol: Why yes Billy it is.
Billy: Oh really? How hard on a scale of one to my penis?

by YaImCool November 11, 2010

suck my penis tonight?

When you are feeling really horny, and you want your dick sucked, but... you want it sucked TONIGHT

Daddy - Please sugar momma suck my penis
Sugar Momma - Sorry i dont speak english. Yes i can suck your penis
Daddy - NO SUCK IT TONIGHT. PLEASE SUCK MY PENIS TONIGHT?
Sugar Momma - *Gets ready for some action* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH YES I WILL SUCK YOUR PENIS TONIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!!
Daddy - *Unleashes ultimate power*
Sugar Momma - *Sucks hard*

by OFFICIALnigger September 30, 2020

Touch my penis

Go on, touch it. It won't bite.

by Anonymous May 6, 2003