I'm just trying to get my kids to Mars

Code for "I want to bang this whale."

"Dude, she's big boned"
"I know man. I'm just trying to get my kids to Mars"

by Khyzer September 18, 2019

my kid broke it

When parents say my kid broke it it truly means that they broke it they just don't want to pay for it .

My kid broke it. I never seen that coaster before in my life.

by EatDaBooty4Life July 5, 2017

My kid ate a car and broke it

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My kid ate a car and broke it

by Mariah is a fish June 26, 2021

throw my kids in the pool

To take a shit

Wait here, I'm gonna throw my kids in the pool

by PhilosoFerd September 7, 2023

get off my set kid

when a person is talking to much about something they don't know about

kid 1: yeah the patriots are trash. patriots fan: ay watch your mouth boy get off my set kid

by superfleet April 26, 2022

Ah my kid is falling!

Another word for a slide

Person 1: oh look at your cousins enjoying herself on the, ah my kid is falling!

Person 2: you mean the slide?

by Oh no our table! It's broken! December 19, 2021

I beat my kids

It's when a parent or guardian brings physical harm to their child, it could be out of anger, enjoyment, annoyance, etc.

Parent/Guardian: I don't like the way my kids look so i beat my kids. *shoots son in the arm* Ha ha take that brat.

Son: Ow, that hurt. Please stop beating me, i'm your kid.

by IBeatMyKids April 20, 2022