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get off my set kid

when a person is talking to much about something they don't know about
kid 1: yeah the patriots are trash. patriots fan: ay watch your mouth boy get off my set kid
by superfleet April 26, 2022
mugGet the get off my set kidmug.

throw my kids in the pool

Wait here, I'm gonna throw my kids in the pool
by PhilosoFerd September 7, 2023
mugGet the throw my kids in the poolmug.

I have my kid in the car

I have a firearm or some type of weapon

Two people get into an accident when the person not at fault gets out the other screams through his window I got my kid in the car yo yo
I have my kid in the car keep it movin or it will feel like July in December in this mofo word up

rifle, pistol, or other portable weapon
by 5G-Star December 4, 2019
mugGet the I have my kid in the carmug.
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My kid ate a car and broke it
by Mariah is a fish June 26, 2021
mugGet the My kid ate a car and broke itmug.

WhY aRe YoU lAuGhInG aT mY dEaD kIdS

"Take me! Not my kids! Please! Just let them go!" ~ A Retard

And that's why "No" not you. Your kids.
Retard "WhY aRe YoU lAuGhInG aT mY dEaD kIdS!?"

Hym "If you are trying to control my life with selective ommission and manipulation and then I kill your kids... How is it not you fault? And when your kids SEE YOU DOING THAT... And IMITATE YOU... And do that to someone else... And that somone else... Murders all of you kids for it... That is ALSO your fault. This isn't a failure to understand on your part Alex. You are the thing I am saying you are and you are not the thing you claim to be. And it's funny because it's TRUE. That's why it's funny. It's the rubberband snapping and hitting you in the face. This is not that. That is the thing I'm saying. It is also the only way you're ever going to understand."
by Hym Iam March 2, 2025
mugGet the WhY aRe YoU lAuGhInG aT mY dEaD kIdSmug.

I'm just trying to get my kids to Mars

Code for "I want to bang this whale."
"Dude, she's big boned"
"I know man. I'm just trying to get my kids to Mars"
by Khyzer September 18, 2019
mugGet the I'm just trying to get my kids to Marsmug.

Cunt in front of my kids

When someone in Australia wants to get family to go home - they lose their temper and complain in order to make others leave
It's a thursday, Abrial has work in the morning.
Do i have to be a cunt in front of my kids?!
by Noodles_strawbridge August 29, 2025
mugGet the Cunt in front of my kidsmug.

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