my bitch ex wife

A woman who breaks your heart and steals your little shitheads you call children

My bitch ex wife cheated on me with Steve’s BBC!

by Imissmykids May 14, 2024

my boyfriends psycho ex

A crazy bitch who hates you because her man picked you over her. She continually gets involved with your relationship and is just generally crazy.

My boyfriends psycho ex keeps stalking our lives.

by Eeeeelllll April 3, 2014

the bane of my existence

Something that is so disagreeable with your spirit that it feels like its existence might negate yours.

This goes further than "hate," and implies that you and the object in question are sworn enemies.

Can be used seriously or, more likely, exaggerated for comedic effect.

Wearing socks with sandals is the bane of my existence.

The iPhone's autocorrect is the bane of my existence.

Stephanie's hair is the bane of my existence.

by SyntacticalNightFever October 20, 2015

Bane of My Existence

To be the burden of your life whether in your particular moment or over the course of your life.

Mosquitoes are the bane of my existence. I hate them.

by eccedentesiast101 May 6, 2015

bane of my existence

noun
something that is of annoyance, disturbance, ect.

minecraft builder: creepers are the bane of my existence
any minecraft player ever: yeah, same

by kawaii~devil September 21, 2019

peak of my existence

The Peak of Existence is not an actual place due to it having no beginning or end, it is simply a reality compacted full of questions and concepts that explain the meaning of life more as you ascend upward.

This is the peak of my existence, isn't it?

by siennastyles:p March 29, 2021

fornicate my existence

a fancier and funnier way of syaing "fuck my life"

-Dude i just did your ma

-Fornicate my existence

by Don L December 9, 2008