Mushotoku

A Zen term meaning no aim, no gain. Mushotoku is a philosophy of life, a way of living in which you act without wanting to achieve a result, and give without wanting something in return.

"Can I buy you a drink"
"Are you trying to pick me up?"
"No, not at all ... it's just mushotoku."

by Jack Martin Leith March 13, 2008

Missouri chrome

slang for duct tape

Hand me the Missouri chrome, would ya? This panel ain't staying in place.

by allthecoolpseudonymsaretaken August 28, 2011

Saint Joseph, Missouri

Saint Joseph is craptastic town in N.W. Missouri, home of the 'futuristic' McDonald's that will be serving the already obese citizens unlimited fries.

It was also the last major trading post before people continued into the Wild West so this is where people would leave members of the family that were mentally handicapped or disabled in some way. This resulted in the weak gene pool that exists in the city today.

Don't visit Saint Joseph, Missouri, they will trap you and force you to help expand the gene pool.

by gingersnap15 June 5, 2016

Muskokan Cheese Grater

When a dude blows his load into a chicks braces.

Frankford Lewis III, "Man I totally gave your mom the worst Muskokan cheese grater this morning."

Samuel L Jackson, "I wondered why she didn't want breakfast."

by teratoma April 20, 2010

missouri flamethrower

When a man ejaculates onto a plate and heats it in the microwave until burning hot. He then throws the scalding hit semen on his waiting women's face causing her severe burns.

Dude after I gave her a Missouri flamethrower she had to go to the emergency room and get treated for 2nd degree burns.

by Missouri Flamethrower May 29, 2014

Missouri Students Association

The undergraduate student government of the University of Missouri, aka Mizzou. Members of MSA are often very arrogant and self-important, but in reality they get nothing done. The most MSA is known for around campus is its annual presidential election, held in March, which become dramatic and entertaining because of either a technological error or prior racist tweets from the candidates.

I feel useless sometimes, but then I remember that the Missouri Students Association exists.

by unnecessarybutnecessary March 18, 2021

messopotamia

A play on words (created by one Jon Stewart) which serves on The Daily Show as a reoccuring update on the War in Iraq. The term originates from the word mesopotamia, an ancient region of Iraq. The area was the home of numerous early civilizations and declined in importance after Mongol invaders destroyed its extensive irrigation system.

Other variation: mess-o-potamia, mess o'potamia

Here is the latest report..on messopotamia.

by Athena Kay September 28, 2004