Mücahit

A turkish man who is highly intelligent, rational, handsome, charming and funny. He is cautious and pretends like he is not understanding whats going on while he observes the situations carefully and evaluates them in his (very fast) mind. He also has a very big penis which varies from Mücahit to Mücahit from 8 to 10 inches.

A: Man I wish I could be a Mücahit.
B: Stop dreaming...

by TheCoolerBrown November 16, 2019

Mufasa's Pride

The act of drawing a vertical line on a girl's forehead with your semen, and whispering "Simba" in her ear.

Roger: Yea man, I attempted giving her a Mufasa's Pride but she had really big bangs and well ....... yea.
Derek: Geez bro, talk about a sticky situation! Baha.

by Nizzzz October 18, 2009

mufag

angry gay sex. or to have angry gay sex.

can be used in various ways, like fuck

can also be used as an obscene interjection

- I wanna mufag you
- i enjoyed that mufag we had last night, even though i was pissed
- mufag!!!

by I M A Dogg August 22, 2008

mufasa-ed

To be trampled by a large crowd of people/animals in a similar fashion to that of Mufasa from The Lion King.

Guy 1: Almost got Mufasa-ed today by a stampede of shirtless freshmen.

Guy 2: Man that's rough. Good thing you got out of there alive.

by relaxin' November 7, 2010

Cooter Muffaloon

This is the sensitive central area of the cheedle (usually 2-3 inches in diameter) that can be greatly stimulated during sexual intercourse. This area is light pink to red depending on the heart rate of the woman. It is also a common place where prostitutes get tattoos depicting sexually suggestive images meant to please the man having intercourse with said prostitute(s).

Rosie: I plan on getting a tattoo on my Cooter Muffaloon. What do you think it should be?
Donald: It doesn't really matter, any tattoo on a Cooter Muffaloon is hot.

by Corn Smith January 17, 2010

muffard

What you name your kid to make him or her hate their life.

Comes from <slang term> "muff," meaning vagina. You might as well call your child "Vaginard."

"Man, Muffard is going to grow up to be a serial killer who collects teddybears."

"Muffard! Get to the chopper!"
-Arnold Schwarzenegger.

by lolololololz October 30, 2008

Muffasa

A tattoo of Mufasa near a chick's muff to make her pubic hair resemble The lion king's mane.

Babe "So I was thinking about becoming a tattoo artist"
Dude "Oh thats sounds cool!"
Babe "..you DO know that means I'll be getting covered in tats right?"
Dude "as long as I'm not going to be going down on Muffasa's mane then it's alright"

by Alymae April 28, 2013