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buoyancy motherfuckers 

Buoyancy motherfuckers is used to indicate when someone knows about a subject and the rest of the people discussing it don't. It is usually used when the people with limited knowledge attempt to think logically and question the topic, which would sound logical to any average person but really stupid to someone who actually knows about the topic.

TLDR; a person who knows shit says buyoancy motherfuckers to make others understand they don't
Guy-1: You know how there's no friction in space? Why don't we utilize that? Why are planets so hard to reach if we can just push our rocket and wait for it to go there?
Guy-2: Bro that's not how that wor-
Guy-3: Yeah it makes no sense how we build huge rockets carrying so much fuel.
Guy-2: Buoyancy motherfuckers! Go watch a Kerbal Space Program video or something, that's not how that works.
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Father of all Motherfuckers 

An album released by Green Day can be easily recognized by the unicorn on the album cover. The main theme of this album is indie rock, or most likely horny.
Graffitia is my favourite song off Father of All Motherfuckers

Disingenuous Dense Motherfucker 

A person that doesn't know something about something so they don't know how to tie their shoes.
You Disingenuous Dense Motherfucker obviously you have to know something about something or you couldn't tie your shoes.

Alexis feo ugly motherfucker 

when you fuck with spic cartel nothing else
person 1: is Alexis feo ugly motherfucker

mexicano 3: stupid mexicano shut the fuck up u latino spic. WHAT DO U FUCKING THINK RETARD LIKE THE NAME LITERALLY GIVES AWAY UR ANSWER

this shit is easy peasy pumkpin peasy pumpkin pie motherfucker 

A quote from the god of sass Gerard Way. Meaning: it's easy duh!
"this shit is easy peasy pumkpin peasy pumpkin pie motherfucker

GQ Motherfucker 

Celebrity of the male persuation good looking enough to grace the cover of GQ magazine

Stupid ass bitch motherfucker ass shit 

Basically what all big time rappers go off by and also what you would use to express your anger about a certain food item not being in stock
stupid ass bitch motherfucker ass shit! This food ain't in stock!

Rapper: stupid ass bitch motherfucker ass shit.. hmm what can we turn that into now