Moss

Masturbation with your left hand only.
Time allocated to masturbate with your left hand.

Isnt it time to moss it?
When are you mossing it today?
I broke my right hand, I guess Ill have to moss it.

by Alcabsaw December 25, 2008

moss

To hang out, or chill with someone. Originated in the city of Buffalo NY.

Sue: Hey, what's up Jon, when we gonna moss?

Jon: Next Saturday sound good?

Sue: chea, that sounds good.

by whatupwifdattt September 25, 2010

moss

Bad sportsmanship like behavior.

See also moonpranceflaunt

I can't believe he Mossed me.
He should get a penalty for that Moss.

by Eric Pederson January 10, 2005

moss

A mini-boss, one who has the potential to one day become a boss, but currently does not possess the adequate skills required to be a boss.

Hey fuck stick, your not a real boss, your only a moss!

by Frederick Perry January 8, 2009

moss

To take a huge, gnarly, semi-liquified shit.

Chuck stopped by my house on his way home because he had to moss.

by Daylizzle October 26, 2008

Moss

Originally used in football, it is now being used to indicate that you have destroyed someone in a verbal, or physical manner.

Person one; example a: Hoh? Badass you say? That's what you classify yourself as? Deplorable. What a vain piece of trash you are. Remember this, 'Badass'; for every badass with such conceit as yours, there's always someone badder.

Person two: Mossed.


Person one; example b: MAN; what happened to you?!

Person two: He got mossed.

by An_Epic_Alias September 25, 2008

Moss

An extreme case of aggression or beastiness...being like randy moss.

Something perfect or perfected

A moment of perfection.

(Noun): Mosstosity

(Verb): Mossed

Did you see that catch he made in football...it was so moss.

by TheDillKing2 February 1, 2010