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Reverse mortgage

A reverse mortgage is when you are sick and have diarrhea. When you rush to the bathroom and sit on the toilet it's just a fart.
Oh my God!! I thought I had to shit my pants, but it was just a reverse mortgage.
by Bbonemoney January 12, 2024
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JP Mortgage

A local cult in the greater Fort Collins area
I got JP Mortgage tattooed on my back
by Apope March 8, 2022
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refinance your mortgage

the act of financing your mortgage again, in other words shitting on your partner
"I love to refinance your mortgage every single night!"
by jerry c June 24, 2007
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subprime mortgage

higher-risk credit mortgages which has interest rates that can adjust over time, which is bad and best to stay away from

During the housing boom of the mid-2000s, many lenders were giving subprime mortgages to borrowers with low credit scores, contributing to the subsequent financial crisis
Boss: You know, subprime mortgages were a big topic during the last financial crisis?
You: Ah, yes, *sips coffee* I love talking about business
by seee..pearl April 23, 2024
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Mortgage Beer

A nickname for cheap beer, like Natural Light, or Keystone. Cheap beer one resorts to buying when they have a mortgage.
Not anymore, now I drink mortgage beer.

Mortgage beer?

Natty Light.

Ah, gotcha
by Luke5119 October 10, 2015
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Motorcycle Mortgage Guy

My passion runs deep for two wheels and home purchases. Whether your looking for your next home, forever home, or cash out of your current home, we can get you there.
The Motorcycle Mortgage Guy was the best lender I've ever worked with. He was prompt, understanding, and got us to closing on time.
by Motorcycle Mortgage Guy August 27, 2021
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Mortgage eyes

A person of ill repute known for their sticky fingered thievery identifiable by their eyes being unable to both look at the same thing at the same time. Like mortgages, ones fixed, ones variable.
Mortgage eyes Deano stole that old ladies purse, when I questioned him about it he couldn’t look me in the eye
by Unclegripper December 27, 2022
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