When you can’t afford to go out somewhere and get a dessert, sometimes you have to improvise. One prime example would be pooping on a paper plate, then jizzing on said poop, which you will then put into a microwave for one minute. You’ve successfully made a Homemade Molten Lava Cake, enjoy!
Guy 1: Man I want a good dessert, but they’re just so dad gum expensive these days!
Guy 2: Have you ever tried a Homemade Molten Lava Cake, it’s completely free!
Guy 1: I’ve never heard of it, how do you make one
Guy 2: Oh boy, are you in for a treat!
Guy 2: Have you ever tried a Homemade Molten Lava Cake, it’s completely free!
Guy 1: I’ve never heard of it, how do you make one
Guy 2: Oh boy, are you in for a treat!
by Mr.NateHiggers February 22, 2024
Get the Homemade Molten Lava Cakemug. "Molten Oreo" Is act when man do it in the butt when the person recieving anal sex has bad case od diarhea. Then the man after cuming proceeds to give a rim job. When the person with diarhea can't hold it anymore he/she gives the man a "Molten Oreo".
by Werdar October 21, 2017
Get the Molten Oreomug. by Linda ;) July 10, 2019
Get the Moltenmug.