Playground moisturizer

The worst insult to ever exist in the entire universe.

Omg it's that playground moisturizer person.

by mlemingshobe November 27, 2019

african moisturizer

When you use your dads sperm as moisturizer for you dry elbows

Hey dad got any african moisturizer?

by bmw469plpe September 18, 2021

moisturize some elbows

the act or art of putting a fist in an anus or vagina (which requires great care and huge amounts of lubrication, thus "moisturizing").

Peter's annoying me so badly that I'm about to moisturize some elbows.

by ass istant December 12, 2009

boisturiser

Moisturiser used exclusively by men.

That guy really takes care of his skin, he slaps on the boisturiser after every shave.

by Statt0 April 30, 2014

Moisturized

Well seasoned. Marinated. Better prepared. Ready to go. Better than the other guy.

This gym teacher is better moisturized than the other one we had. -Jonathan H

by JohnHector May 16, 2022