mock snuff

a scene in a movie that when removed could be passed off as an actual snuff film.

After watching some of the Flower of Flesh and Blood video Charlie Sheen turned it over to the FBI not realizing the murder he just witnessed was a mock snuff scene.

by KillerMongaloid November 6, 2009

Mock Pee

The act of fake pissing by way of warm water surreptitiously poured on a passed out friend. Bonus points for getting them in the face! Ideally this is a 2 man job - 1 to pour the warm water and a second person to zip up their own zipper. As the person awakes, they'll notice the person zipping up their fly rather than the person that poured warm water (a la mock pee) and will likely freak out - especially if they're in a drunken fog.

Caution: payback is a bitch. You don't want the victim of a mock-pee incident to return the favour with real urine.

Damn, that mock pee incident was funny... he still doesn't realize it was a fake out.

by Julio!!!! January 20, 2010

mock trial

Mock Trial is the most intense activity you can get yourself into. Students play the roles of witnesses, attorneys, clerks, and bailiffs. It requires a HUGE amount of confidence and speaking ability. You also have to be witty and able to handle large amounts of pressure. Mock Trialers tend sleep very little and have no social lives, however, this pays off when applying to college. Mock Trialers need to be very smart in order to keep up with their grades and the high amounts of energy to win!

Mock Triaers are the hardest working people you will ever meet. I 100% gurantee it.

Guy #1: Hey dude, do you want to go to the party on saturday?

Guy #2: No sorry man, I can't. I have a Mock Trial competition in Arizona I have to be at all next week!

Guy #1: Oh, ok. Have fun!

by lilcamifromcali July 29, 2011

mock cock

A dildo, or other false penis-like devices.

Dude, did you find Quinn's mock cock? I can't believe he has one.

by Gregory June 15, 2004

Mock-Block

V. Derived from the term Cock-Block. When a friend or bystander prevents you from making fun of someone.

You: Hey man, do you like fish dicks?
Friend: Just leave that poor kid alone.
You: Thanks a lot you mock-blocker.

by gerbinator2013 July 23, 2009

mock ass nigga

A person who isn't worth their value. Doesn't amount to anything.

son I just saw this mock ass nigga at the club wasn't worth shit

by Zee97 November 18, 2015

Mock 85

A specific, overused and emphasized term shared a prestigious and intense English and AP Seminar teacher to compare a certain individual’s work to that of a superior researcher, source, and/or author.

“If you wanna go to Hardvard or Standford or some topnotch ‘Mock 85’’ Ivy League, your college board video has got to be outstanding... in all categories.”

by JoJo Síwa September 27, 2018