Menopause

When a woman needs a break from men.
Friend "you should go on a date with jeff"
Friend 2 "Nah I'm on a menopause"
by Skell ington August 24, 2021
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when the waiter is taking your order and you have to think what to order so u ask him to wait it's called menupause
i'm stuck rn in physics class
constantly thinking about thicc arse

i know about a book called wizard of oz
menopause
by carseatbeltmetalpart July 23, 2021
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An advertisement that I keep getting on here. It shows two happy old people walking.
Does sex hurt after menopause?
Idk, go and find out.
by Retard_Ryan March 13, 2023
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Love Menopause

When you miss your period do to stress caused by love and you're grouchy like a dog with rabies.
I'm suffering Love menopause because my boyfriend don't love me anymore.
by La Juliet August 10, 2017
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Menopause-Mouth

The inexplicable, unpredictable nature of sudden hormonal shifts compelled by metabolic strain the female body experiences as it endures "the change" which women can neither avoid nor control -- sometimes inspires near homicidal behavior accompanied by even more colorful profanity. This behavior is ordinarily out of character for the female suffering the throes of menopause. Synonyms can include: venom-vox, spit-fire, hell-tongue, death-shrew, and toxic-locorrhea.
Ordinarily she was truly so sweet and pleasant, but in a sudden flare of of menopause-mouth she told her partner how she would bloody well enjoy watching them f*in burn to near-death in a pit after which mo-fo fire ants slowly brought a certain GD end by consuming their flailing, pleasantly smoke-flavored, f*in remnants, GD-it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by Jules.Sheehy August 04, 2018
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Liminal Menopause Art

Liminal Menopause Art, also known as LMA, is a unique genre of digital creativity emerging from the minds of boomers and older individuals. It thrives on the combination of bizarre greenscreen effects, outdated pop culture references, and a total disregard for aesthetics, all aimed at achieving a strange sense of humor.
Did you see Aunt Mildred's latest liminal menopause art on Instagram? She's riding a rubber chicken on a background of dancing frogs while blasting Christina Aguilera. Classic LMA!
by fben September 26, 2023
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Liminal menopause art

Liminal Menopause Art reflects the elderly's quirky foray into the digital realm, resulting in cringe-worthy Instagram reels and WhatsApp greetings that defy explanation. These creations incorporate anachronistic aesthetics and baffling digital elements, offering a glimpse into a world where memes and WordArt collide.
Granny Ethel's "Happy Birthday" GIF features a dancing baby, an animated flame-spitting dragon, and a looping clip of Shakespeare reciting the alphabet – a quintessential example of liminal menopause art.
by fben September 26, 2023
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