Menopause

Nature’s birth control

Guy 1: My wife reached menopause

Guy 2: ahh, nature’s birth control. Enjoy.

by Aksh1932 November 19, 2021

Menopause

When a woman needs a break from men.

Friend "you should go on a date with jeff"
Friend 2 "Nah I'm on a menopause"

by Skell ington August 24, 2021

Queen of Menopause

A women who is 50+, and became such a narcissistic peice of shit when they hit the age of 50 because there hormones decided to hate on them. Their partners or husbands mostly refuse to have sex with them when they are a QOM as they treat others especially when they abuse their husbands.

Shes a Queen of Menopause, her husband is probably going to divorce her soon if she cant treat him better.

by NotoriusMocha March 23, 2021

Menopaused

When you have went through menopause.

Woman #1: Why does she seem different now?
Woman #2 I think she got menopaused.

by Unk0wn_Dr0ne March 6, 2025

Does sex hurt after menopause?

An advertisement that I keep getting on here. It shows two happy old people walking.

Does sex hurt after menopause?
Idk, go and find out.

by Retard_Ryan March 12, 2023

Liminal menopause art

Liminal Menopause Art reflects the elderly's quirky foray into the digital realm, resulting in cringe-worthy Instagram reels and WhatsApp greetings that defy explanation. These creations incorporate anachronistic aesthetics and baffling digital elements, offering a glimpse into a world where memes and WordArt collide.

Granny Ethel's "Happy Birthday" GIF features a dancing baby, an animated flame-spitting dragon, and a looping clip of Shakespeare reciting the alphabet – a quintessential example of liminal menopause art.

by fben September 26, 2023

menopause

Synonym for 'oh okay' in Northern England.

'I'm going out later tonight to eat with friends'
'Menopause'

by anonymous786x March 5, 2023