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Melanopod

That guy is a melanopod
by B0opa April 4, 2023
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melanophile

a person who is attracted to or sexualizes the color black.
i like how black dresses look on me!, I'm a melanophile
by mani python October 27, 2023
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melanoheliophobia

Melanoheliophobia is the irrational fear of (astrophysical) black holes.
My friend has Melanoheliophobia. They get scared at the thought of them.
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Melanomia-The Movie

Film. Blockbuster-lite mockumentary fourth only to This Is Spinal Tap, Borat- Coming To America and The Last Temptation of Christ in delivering bruising sarcastic comedy interspersed with zany antics and cleverly created gaffes. Plenty of celebrity impersonators in clumsily-applied prosthetics and a smattering of washed-up politicians and felons romp through world capitals befuddling important folks who seem weirdly unable to see through the crude veneers. The gag reel alone is worth the price of admission. Book early as theatres, for security reasons, are limiting admissions to only one guest per showing.

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I can’t decide if Melanomia-The Movie is a joke gone wrong, a bribe gone wrong, or a call for help.

Gone wrong?
by gnostic3 January 29, 2026
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Mia Melano

The greatest porn star ever, perfect ass, perfect tits, perfect skin, perfect hair, perfect face, perfect age, perfect.
Man 1: Yo, are you watching Mia Melano’s new porno?
Man 2: Yurr, obviously she’s perfect
by I love Mia Melano September 8, 2023
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