MegaKingKongDonkeySchlong

A MegaKingKongDonkeySchlong is a weapon of mass destruction wielded by the SriLanken warriors known as Jaydens.

This omega cock can destroy any "-ussy" known to man kind. Only a couple people have seen this Schlong and lived to tell the tale. A famous example of this is a young boy named Zander.
If you ever encounter a Jayden wielding this schlong, you must run for your life.

Holy shit, what is that?
Oh no.... it can't be..... that's a MegaKingKongDonkeySchlong

by TheAncientCupholder June 14, 2023

Nut-Megging

Take any coffee of a holiday flavor such as pumpkin spice, nutmeg, eggnog or hot chocolate and cumming into the beverage as another person takes a drink.

Hey babe can I try Nut-Megging with you sometime?

by Samuel. L. Wackson October 6, 2020