Manstrating

When a man is in a shitty mood for an extended period of time. similar to a womans pms.

1st guy: I don't know whats wrong with that guy he's been in a shitty mood all week.

2nd guy: Yeah i guess hes manstrating.

by Douchebahg January 25, 2010

Maserati

Once world famous Italian car company that is now owned by Ferrari. The Maserati Coupe Gt has a 4.2 liter V8 32valve 390hp engine (derived from the Ferrari 360 Modena V8) capable of pushing it up to 285 km/h (177 mph) with a 0.100 km/h (0-62mph) time of 4.9 secs.

Yo muthafucka ,u hearin' that Maserati V8 growlin'

by alex December 6, 2003

Massacrate

To hunt down and brutally chop the genitals of a male and super-glue it to their forehead.

"Jerry, I'm gonna Massacrate your ass................BITCH!!!

by Demitree December 27, 2008

massari

an American Music Star , originally from lebanon , and his name in arabic means : Money

super star MASSARI is Lebanese

by Balla85 September 8, 2006

Mastahating

Masturbating to someone you don't like.

I hate that bitch but hey shes hot! I might just start "mastahating" to her!

by Some Arab Kid February 14, 2014

Maserati Sex

When I fine gentleman tells his comrades that he must depart for the evening in order to escort his mistress to her uber. However, his true intent is to sneak away to have sex in his white Maserati conveniently parked in the driveway.

Todd: Hey guys, I'm out. Gotta walk my girl home
Stonington: lol. Stop frontin. We know you 'bout to have that Maserati sex!

by StoningtonCC October 6, 2019

masaratsu

the coolest person ever to exist ever in all the time of the earth creation
big thighs (rated 6/10 by a thigh connoisseur, which is actually good), i can talk and stuff.

bruh dude: masaratsu is cool
masaratsu: yeah, ik, ty man

by masaratsu October 4, 2020