Majestic dangle is the biggest your dick can look without being confused for being hard. Majestic dangle is what you want in the locker room Or doctors office.
Taking a whiz...
/looks down
“Damn my D looks juicy as fuck”
/keeps whizzing
“YOU SHALL NOW AND FOREVER BE KNOWN AS...MY MAJESTIC DANGLE!!”
//strut walks out of bathroom
/looks down
“Damn my D looks juicy as fuck”
/keeps whizzing
“YOU SHALL NOW AND FOREVER BE KNOWN AS...MY MAJESTIC DANGLE!!”
//strut walks out of bathroom
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