lumped

Fucking a man, woman and or alien while getting dumped by them even though your having an affair with Bethany but Susan doesn’t understand why the FUCK CAN’T I KISS HER LIKE, YOU ARE BETTER WITH SEX SHE IS BETTER AT BEING KIND AND THOUGHTFUL. GOD

while I had sex with INSERT USERNAME HERE, INSERT USERNAME2 came in and saw that I was at the bottom so she was mad and lumped me

by BEAN LAD December 16, 2019

Lump

short or stocky person
with a very wide base or body structure

Friend 1:Man, that dude is huge.
Friend 2: Yea, he's a lump

by fido67 May 17, 2011

lumping

lumping is when a girl pees in a mans asshole then lets the girl push it in with a dildo.

after lumping last night my ass reeks of pee and plastic.

by flipbook22 June 24, 2011

willie lump lump

A male with a sexual disease.

I ain't cutting wit dat bitch. I ain't going out like willie lump lump.

by Hunter September 14, 2004

Lump

A dog with an insatiable desire to chase moving vehicles. Has been run over by a minivan, an SUV, a Kenworth (18 wheeler), and a Harley Davidson.

Come here, Lump, you fat manatee.

by Anonymous the Poster June 18, 2003

lump

a person with no arms or legs

after that horrific combine harvester accident, jimmy gained two new nicknames:

'lump' and 'torso boy'

by Freddy Fitz-Smythe February 03, 2004

Lump

An acronym for "land under my penis" referring to one's own testicles.

boy: Would you like to feel my lump?
girl: eww, no way

by GreatClips March 05, 2010