Lorenzosexual

When people simp over someone called Lorenzo and daydream about railing him whenever they have spare time

“Bro Lorenzo’s so sexy omg!”
“Are you lorenzosexual?”
“Yesss!”
“Same!”

by bananabitch123 February 11, 2021

Lorenzo

A nice person who is always caring for another person. He is more worried about others. He dose not like to see them get hurt. But can be upset fast. But if you get to know him he might be your best friend. Mabey your husband.

Lorenzo is a nice guy.

by Lucid dream's October 18, 2018

Lorenzo

One of the nicest, funniest person you will ever meet, he will stand up for each of his friends, but he can be a little emotional, If you get him upset, you will be feeling bad until he eventually recovers.

PERSON 1: Who made that funny joke at the party in December?
PERSON 2: I don't know, probably Lorenzo, his jokes crack everybody up!

by OoferMan26 May 20, 2018

Lourenço

Lourenço is a very attractive young man and is considered one of the hottest guys in the universe. He is so smoking hot he will make your eyes melt. 🔥

You may think he is a douchebag due too his amazing looks but he actually isn’t. Don’t let his good looks fool you, he is actually a really nice catholic boy that goes to church every Sunday and has super high moral values. He is smart, nice, funny, tolerant, cheerful... he is just perfect.

He is the typical handsome Portuguese guy and is currently leaving in Portugal. He is most likely to be seen around Cascais. He is a big fan of the beach, once summer starts he is there all the time doing what he loves most: tanning his perfect body. Although sometimes it is hard for him to go in public with his t-shirt off since many girls want to devour him once they see him. Despite all the fans, he is taken and very devoted to his girlfriend.

-I just noticed everybody stopped and and started staring at that guy at the beach. Who was he?
-Oh that’s Lourenço! Really nice guy! Legend says he’s one of the most good looking guys in the planet!!

by Pineapplestrawberry February 5, 2020

Lorenzo

A lorenzo is the smart guy that also is insanely good at sports and basically anything he does. He is the Jack of all traits. He is a born leader with an extreme love for his country. He Looks great in aviator glasses. A lorenzo will most likely be an officer in the military or me a leader in what ever field of work he chooses. Lorenzo is Extremely Italian and loves Italy even if he didn't grow up there. He is very determined, excels in everything he does and is a really nice guy. Will one day become president.

Definition of a leader- Lorenzo

by strongarm170 July 9, 2011

Lorenzo Von Matterhorn

From the Playbook written by Barney Stinson.

An alternate personality of Barny Stinson (How I met your mother) that helps him become a (Fake) world renowned billionaire.

Yo you see Barny go all Lorenzo Von Matterhorn on dat girl?

by RomeAngel March 25, 2011

Lorence

Lorence N. - a guy who is extremely funny and irresistable to all women. Who has a Huge Penis. You either want to be him or want to be on top of him.

Lorence V.- it is fist pumping motion, usual done at big gathering with booming music.

Fact: 53% of all party that are shutdown are because of the Lorence

Wow "OMG" its Lorence.

I want a guy like Lorence.

Lorence is the father of my eight kids

by Robert Pettit July 28, 2011