longevity

lasting a long time.

long or lasting duration of life

A tree's longevity is much greater than a human's.

by Blacks February 28, 2007

Mr. Longenecker

History teacher at Lower Dauphin. He is the reincarnation of Jesus himself and can shape-shift into any being he wants. He is immortal and rules over us mere mortals.

Mr. Longenecker is literally God.

by Hulk’s Giant Green Penis May 18, 2019

The Longer the Icon of Sin

Is on earth, the stronger he will become

Samuel Haiden: The Longer the Icon of Sin is on earth the stronger he will become
Vega: Do you want me to open a portal to Earth?
Doom Guy: *Silent Angry Slaughtering Stare"

by Owl Man May 9, 2020

longdrop

An Australian term for a toilet consisting of a deep hole in the ground with a toilet seat above it. Often used in camping sites where there is no plumbing.

When she sat on the longdrop toilet, Sally's turds fell five feet before they hit the bottom of the hole.

by Boris2 February 25, 2009

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When crazy fanatical cult members don't want the public to see their inane propaganda

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by Jason Brandt January 22, 2008

longen

someone who takes a long while to do anything or an activity that take ages.

Hes a longen!! or hes on a longen!

by Dannyboyo September 30, 2006

Longevimonetaphobia

Longevimonetaphobia (Lon’-je-vi-mon’-e-ta-pho’-bia)

From the three words longevity, monetary and Phobia. The deathly fear of living longer than one’s supply of money. A condition often developed by elders soon after retiring and exacerbated by inflation, taxes, and failed pension funds. Longevimonetaphobia much more frequently shows up disguised as alimony in divorce settlements.

“We were about to settle the divorce without too much fuss until my ex developed a severe case of longevimonetaphobia.”

by W Collins March 21, 2007