on my lonely

Doing something on your own or by myourself, alone.

I'll make this money on my lonely lonely alone

by SaucyX Jester November 5, 2017

play the lone hand

To play the lone hand, she or he is masturbating.

Since Jim didn't call, Heather decidedto play the lone hand.

by Cranberry Bob December 4, 2019

lonely heart

Someone who at one point was hurt and now is afraid to let love or friendship in. They instead choose solitude even though it makes them sad.

James knew pain so he built up walls of solidude. He was an introvert with the disguise of a extrovert. We thought we understood him but really we knew nothing at all. He chose to seclude himself even though it made him lonely. Loneliness that drove him to pretend to be someone he wasn't. What he was-is-is a lonely heart.

by wordswilldefineme December 23, 2013

Zaw Mae Lone

That chubby Myanmar military spokesperson that makes every Myarwaddy and MRTV news conference sounds like a joke. He once tried to imitate Donald trump's MAGA quote but horribly failed due to his poor english skills.

Person 1: I just watched an Mrtv news conference and was laughing my butt off.
Person 2: Sure, thats all because of Zaw Mae Lone

by lord of the words 446 March 29, 2021

Lance-Strolled

Getting lance-strolled is when you expect to see the action in a video, but the last second it cuts to Lance Stroll rounding a corner and going over a curb.

F1 fan 1: "Dude, watch this video of Nikita mazepin overtaking Lewis Hailton"
F1 fan 2: "Omg yes, show me!"
*Proceeds to get Lance-Strolled*

by Philly deez May 26, 2021

Lance

A Lance is a boy who you will never forget. A Lance is a boy who struggles with life. He tries to be happy but sometimes can't do it. He likes to be alone but has a few friends who he loves to be with. He's a ladies man, which makes his ex quite jealous. Lance is one of a kind, he is somebody who won't judge you for who you are. He will stay by your side for whatever you go through. You want to date a Lance but you're not sure if he's ready for it. You love Lance, and always will.

Lance, you're the best!
Lance, I love you.

by hang_over November 13, 2019

Left Cup Lance

a rare breed of savage who is ambidextrous (or slightly better with their nondominant hand) on the beer pong court and specializes in hitting the last cup creating a nothing, but beer sound.

Kid: "How'd you do tonight?"
Sav: "Right or Left handed?"
Kid: "Motherfucker, I forgot you were Left Cup Lance."

by Left Cup Lance November 17, 2010