J'lon

Hes a wet neek who gets no girls he thinks he knows everything but doesnt and is the biggest cappa he has a wam head and always cries himself to sleep

J'lon the neek

by Ghj jk jkjkjj October 27, 2020

Vai lon

"As fuck" in Vietnamese

Damn, that girl is hot vai lon

by Billiondollarbaby April 26, 2022

Boob-lon-tondra

To have messed up or made a mistake.

Andy: Crap, I boob-lon-tondred again!

Jack: Where'd you boob-lon-tondra now?

Andy: I boob-lon-tondred with this pipe bomb. We'll be dead within a matter of seconds.

Jack: That's one hell of a boob-lon-tondra.

by Chenandler Bong November 7, 2007

lon hare

Lon hare is code speak for shaving ones testicles and putting the pubic trimmings in another persons food.

I did the lon hare this morning to you know who...

by qualitypro September 25, 2010

Boob-lon-tondra

The intentional or inadvertant use of a phrase that has multiple meanings, one of more or which is related to boobs or breasts.

Lady in checkout line: "Dang, that sale on Spaghetti-os was too good to pass up!"

Bag-boy: "those are really big cans... Of spaghetti-os I meant. Can I carry them out to your car for you?"

she replies "Was that a boob-lon-tondra?"

by rocketcitymama July 31, 2011

Je'lon

A guy with a big heart big brain and a big dick gets all the girls make all A's and is never bad .He is the most thoughtful person usually jelons are short but tall inside . Nobofy picks him on the team for basketball because they think he is too short but doesn't know he can play .

Girl .1 That boy sure is something he's like a je'lon .

Girl.2. I know right

by Jelly boy 66😍 December 18, 2016

Lồn

Vee with Y

“Đừng làm ảnh hưởng tới hình ảnh của Vy”
Said Lồn

by Karmarskipsnoone December 10, 2018