lonesome dove

The act of fucking reverse cowboy style while using rusty hooks and the reigns.

Note; make sure to stretch beforehand, as the rusty hooks will require you to stretch your arms backwards and your dick forwards and under.

This should only be done to avoid doing anything important. Especially when being asked to help do something that would otherwise inconvenience yourself.

Ex: Joseph was supposed to pick up the kids but called saying he was busy with the lonesome dove, and now child protective services is here.

Adam was supposed to help us carry grandmas casket at the funeral but ended up lonesome doving us.

I have a job interview today, but I think I might lonesome dove that shit.

by Oliver Loving June 8, 2016

Lonestar

1. v. To fail epically despite being previously hyped and acclaimed.

2. v. To disappear immediately from the collective consciousness without warning.

3. n. A reputable person with superior skills, but terrible luck.

Based upon the immensely popular and long-running television series, "Lone Star".

The biggest lonestar of 1986 was Bill Buckner.

by Vance Platinum October 28, 2010

lolnessness

Lolnessness meaning extreme happyness.

After someone has told an amusing joke...

by Darryl Owen August 13, 2005

Lonestar

Another term for a Texan, more specifically someone considered badass or hardcore Texan.

You don't mess with that lonestar man... he's at least 6 foot 5 and twice as mean.

Didja see that Pat Greene concert last night? Man, he is lonestar dude...

by JRobertson December 9, 2008

lonesome fart

a fart that the human race will never know the smell of, for nobody can smell their own fart. We will never have proof what it smells like. Does it smell bad? Does it smell like a garden of roses? Does it smell like cookie dough? The world will never know! Because when someone lets a lonesome fart pass between their buttcheeks nobody is around them to hear it. In other words, a lonesome fart is when you cut the cheese when nobodys around.

After the bean and burrito party had ended and all of the guests had left, Marissa let out a lonesome fart.

by Princess of Beans February 22, 2004

lochness monster

when a man's erection sticks out of the water halfways

Joey was embarrased when his "lochness monster" stuck out of the water at the pool party

by jhsrugby4days May 3, 2011

lolness

Lolness is the word lol
which means "laugh out loud"
it is describing lol as a ness

Dude: YO! that is so funny that that snail just had a wank with the turtle"
Dudette: lolness!

by CHAV INNIT. January 2, 2008