when ones sleeping quarters reside in a small space between the mattress and ceiling (namely in a situation requiring one to crawl on hands and knees to reach pillow), and in an attempt to avoid creating a dutch oven, one rips ass outside of the sheets but effectively "dutches" their loft.
heat and stench rise, and the combination of the two results in a ripe and unforgiving gas chamber, known as a dutch loft.
heat and stench rise, and the combination of the two results in a ripe and unforgiving gas chamber, known as a dutch loft.
"I should have just taken that shit before i went to bed, now im going to suffocate from this dutch loft"
by Testicle Tuesday January 18, 2008
a) an offensive synonym for a harem
b) a massage parlor/strip club that offers, behind closed, full services for an extra charge from the customer
b) a massage parlor/strip club that offers, behind closed, full services for an extra charge from the customer
have you ever been to a lay loft. definition b)?
by Sexydimma May 25, 2015
This man is a lanky bastered who things they are better than everone, love coke and ket on thw weekend but possibly has a big cock not sure
Dan lofts is a god
by Rekorderlig February 08, 2021
by Tom Pagut October 09, 2007
Did you just scoop and loft that fart gas towards my face. Why would you scoop and loft me if you love me ?
by Tlitt January 04, 2018
Only the best band evarrr!!111!! If you wanna listen to music that will make say “wow this is good music” then walk no further than harbour loft Spotify, ( and Apple Music hehehe lolcat) but seriously harbour loft has been known to cure most diseases, apart from rofling of course hahaha LOLS!!! :3
Guy 1 : did you listen to harbour loft?
Guy 1: not yet
Guy 1: *eyes bulge out and go awooga* WHATTTTTT!!!!11-!!!
Guy 1: not yet
Guy 1: *eyes bulge out and go awooga* WHATTTTTT!!!!11-!!!
by Mattbeenmior1265 March 06, 2023
similar to a man cave but located on above the garage on a Ranch style house. Always a steady stream of Rock music and sausage bonding. Women need not apply.
by Harry Sweez February 15, 2015