Dutch Loft

when ones sleeping quarters reside in a small space between the mattress and ceiling (namely in a situation requiring one to crawl on hands and knees to reach pillow), and in an attempt to avoid creating a dutch oven, one rips ass outside of the sheets but effectively "dutches" their loft.

heat and stench rise, and the combination of the two results in a ripe and unforgiving gas chamber, known as a dutch loft.

"I should have just taken that shit before i went to bed, now im going to suffocate from this dutch loft"

by Testicle Tuesday January 19, 2008

lay loft

a) an offensive synonym for a harem
b) a massage parlor/strip club that offers, behind closed, full services for an extra charge from the customer

have you ever been to a lay loft. definition b)?

by Sexydimma May 26, 2015

Dan lofts

This man is a lanky bastered who things they are better than everone, love coke and ket on thw weekend but possibly has a big cock not sure

Dan lofts is a god

by Rekorderlig February 8, 2021

Loft Eagle

The act of having a sexual experience with 2 females at the same time.

"Yo guys i totaled loft eagled with those girls last night"

by Tom Pagut October 24, 2007

man loft

similar to a man cave but located on above the garage on a Ranch style house. Always a steady stream of Rock music and sausage bonding. Women need not apply.

I am going up to my Man Loft to be weird....no Hussies allowed

by Harry Sweez February 14, 2015

harbour loft

Only the best band evarrr!!111!! If you wanna listen to music that will make say “wow this is good music” then walk no further than harbour loft Spotify, ( and Apple Music hehehe lolcat) but seriously harbour loft has been known to cure most diseases, apart from rofling of course hahaha LOLS!!! :3

Guy 1 : did you listen to harbour loft?
Guy 1: not yet

Guy 1: *eyes bulge out and go awooga* WHATTTTTT!!!!11-!!!

by Mattbeenmior1265 March 6, 2023

Sky-Lofting

The act of ejaculating out of a window aiming at random passers by.

I'm sky-lofting on that bitchs head down there.

by ChicagoDave August 14, 2012